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Russell Peters脱口秀深度分析第六弹

Russell Peters脱口秀深度分析第六弹

作者: TonyRongEnglish | 来源:发表于2018-12-24 11:10 被阅读0次

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Glad Latinos are here, man, all six of you

You full Latino? You half...What are you?

He did this, half, "that's half"

So you cut them

What are you? What's your mix?

Puerto Rican and Black

It's not far off from New York

We don't have any Puerto Ricans in Canada

We don't have any Mexicans

Any Mexican people here?

Are you full Mexican?

Nice, what's your name?

Jose, Wow

Just in case we didn't believe him, you know

I like the Mexicans

But there is no Mexicans in Canada either, man

You should see how messed up our lawns are

What? All of a sudden, everybody got sensitive

"Oh, hey, that's not..."

Everybody else is fine, but you don't say shit about the lawn

It's funny how defensive they got for you

You see that, Jose? They got your back

No Mexican, I wish we had Mexican

We got lotta...we got Latinos

We got a lot of South Americans, you know what I mean?

All the Chilian, all the Uruguayan

All the soccer countries, you know what I mean? We got all that

But you see, I live in LA now

And In LA, there are a lot of Mexicans

One of my good friends, Jesus

It's cool to hang out with a guy named Jesus

"Who is your friend?"

"The son of God"

Mexicans, Latinos in general, are very proud people

You don't mess up with anything Spanish around them

They'll get very upset

Like you are supposed to know how to say their shit

I'm like "Jesus, I wanna go get a Burrito"

"Hey, it's Burrrrito"

"Holy shit, I'm sorrrryto, Okay?"

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