Russell Peters脱口秀深度分析第二弹

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Latinos in the house? Where are latinos at?

Alright, all six of you, good, alright

I'm the hell in California, only six latinos showed up

And black people?

You clap again, look at that

You got both, you are black and latino

Your credit must suck, you are on this debt

It's funny when I say Asian

Especially in America, when i say Asian

People automatically picture in their head "dalalalala dadadum"

which is messed up because India is part of Asia

and we don't get the same credit

When I say Asian, people don't go "bududubudo"

We are Asian too, man

When God was making an Asian, he made two types of Asians

And you guys got the first choice on looks

and you fuck us on the deal

"We will take eyes!"

"You guys can have noses and hair"

My people are greedy, "two? two? we got two?"

"Noses and hair!"

If we know it's gonna be big noses and body hair, that's a shit deal