如何委婉地形容一个人丑？

How to describe an ugly person euphemistically?

如何委婉地形容一个人丑?

Study hard is your only road to success.

读书是你唯一的出路。

You look like as if you were 

jumped out from your ID.

你长得就跟身份证里蹦出来的一样。

Your pursuer must truly loves you.

追你的人一定是真心爱你的。

You must be born at 1:00 a.,m. ,

because it is the hour of Chou. 

你一定是凌晨一点出生的，

因为那时是丑时。

You have an unconventional look.

你怎么长得跟闹着玩似的。

Even beauty cameras cannot help you.

美颜相机在你面前都无能为力。

Just by a glance I could see you are 

the type of person who have really good grades.

一看你就像成绩好的那种。

This is an era of appearance

and you do not belong to this era.

这是一个看脸的时代。

而你，不属于这个时代。

Turns out the saying "people cannot be judged 

by their appearance" is in fact true.

果然是人不可貌相啊。