上学时不可能知道的十件事

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Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach You

理工小弟，学校未告诉你的十件事

There are at least 10 types of capacitors.

至少有十种电容

Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.

理论告诉你电路如何工作，可不会告诉你它为啥歇菜

Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.

不是所有东西都是按教科书工作的

Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.

你学的任何有用的东西，在没开始用之前就会过时，除了烧脑的数学 - 但数学你永远都不会去用

Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.

工程师的生活就像早晨8点上课，下午做实验到很晚，一生如是。

Overtime pay? What overtime pay?

“加班费？什么加班费？”

Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

统治世界的是经理，不是工程师

Always try to fix the hardware with software.

硬件有问题？去改软件好了

If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.

如果你喜欢垃圾食物，咖啡因和熬夜，去软件部

Dilbert is not a comic strip, it's a documentary.

Dilbert并不是漫画作品，而是纪实作品