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The collection of pickuplines

The collection of pickuplines

作者: 想当个咸鱼 | 来源:发表于2020-01-01 22:06 被阅读0次

    By Vanessa

    —Hey, your eyes are so beautiful! And I saw more beautiful, Do you know why?

    — Why?

    —  Because  you are in my eyes

    ( You know why my eyes is so beautiful? Because you're in my eyes)

    People call me Vanessa,But you can call me tonight.

    Excuse me, Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes

    Was that an earthquake?

    Because you just rock my heart

    Excuse me, Do you have a bandage?

    Sorry,  I don't have one,  Do you hurt badly?

    Yeah, I scraped my knee falling for you

    You know what's on the  menu?

    Me and you

    What's your blood type?

    You are my type

    Have you smell anything burned?

    Hear my heart burnning for you

    it is meant to be

    Is your name Wi-Fi?

    Cause I feel your connection

    I should call you Google. Cause you have everything I'm looking for

    Are you a camera? You make me smile  every time I see you

    I had a bad dream last night. A dream without you

    你为什么要害我?

    ???

    害我那么喜欢你

    When I replaced by we

    Illness will  replaced by weillness

    Are you a bank loan?

    Because you got my interest

    You know what's wrong with my phone?

    it doesn't have your phone number

    Do you know who you are to me?

    You are my Christmas.

    why?

    So I can marry(merry) you

    Can you smile?

    Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee

    Then what's the difference between you and star?

    Because the star is on the sky and you're in my heart

    There was the most beautiful letter in the world?

    It's U

    Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type

    you must be the square root of 2,  Because I feel irrational around you

    Do you have a lighter?

    Well, if you don't have a lighter, how do you like my heart?

    Do you have something left

    My heart

    Are you  Magnet?

    Because you are so attractive

    Are you a dictionary?

    Because you add meaning in my life

    You know which one that I like the most in 26 letters?

    U

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