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1、Mark "Rent-boy" Renton： We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

马克：如果吸维生素C 违法,我们就去吸!

2、Mark "Rent-boy" Renton： (narrating) Choose Life.Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

选择生活，选择工作，选择职业，选择家庭。选择一个他妈的大电视。选择洗衣机，汽车，雷射唱机，电动开罐机。选择健康，低卡里路，低糖。选择固定利率房贷。选择起点，选择朋友，选择运动服和皮箱。选择一套他妈的三件套西装„„选择DIY，在星期天早上，他妈的搞不清自己是谁。选择在沙发上看无聊透顶的节目，往口里塞垃圾食物。选择腐朽至死，只剩下由你精子造出取代你的自私小鬼。选择你的未来，你的生活。但我干嘛要这么做?我选择不要生活，我选择其他。理由?没有理由。只要有海洛因，还要什么理由?

3、Relinquishing junk.Stage one,preparation.For this you will need one room which you will not leave.Soothing music.

Tomato soup,ten tins of.Mushroom soup,eight tins of,for consumption cold.Ice cream,vanilla,one large tub of.

Magnesia,milk of,one bottle.Paracetamol,mouthwash,witamins.Mineral

water,Lucozade,pornography.Ohe mattress.

One bucket for urine,one for feces and one for vomitus.One television and one bottle of Valium.Which I've already procured from my mother.Who is,in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict.Ahd now I'm ready.

All i need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.

戒毒计划第一步：预备工作。首先得把自己关起来。轻音乐，番茄汤10罐，蘑菇汤，8罐。香草雪糕一大桶。镁奶，一瓶。扑热息痛，漱口水，维生素。矿泉水，葡萄糖，黄书。一个床垫。尿桶，屎桶，痰盂各一。一台电视，一瓶安定，从老妈那儿拿的。老妈何尝不是瘾君子，只不过社会接受而已。现在万事俱备。最后再爽一把减轻痛苦，然后就等着安定起作用。

So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

我为什么这样做？我可以提供上万个答案，可是全部是错误的。事实上我本来就是一个坏人，但是我会改变，我正在改变。这是我最后一次做这种事情。我已经洗心革面，继续前进，一直向前，选择生活。我已经在期盼那样的生活了。我将像你一样：工作，家庭，他妈的大电视机，洗衣机，汽车，镭射音响，电动开罐器，保养自己的身体、低胆固醇，牙医保险， 抵押贷款，低价住房，休闲装，旅行包，三件套，DIY，体育节目，垃圾食品，子女，在公园散步，朝九晚五，打高尔夫，洗车，选择毛衣，家庭圣诞，养老金，免税，清理下水道，过日子，一直向前，直到死的那一天。