头等车厢里一位男士安静的坐着，两位女士上来了，其中一位看见车窗开着，坐下前她关上了窗户。
“请打开窗户，”另一位女士说道，“如果没有新鲜空气，我会窒息而死。”
“不，不能开。”关窗的女士说，“如果窗户开着，我会冻死。”
于是她们俩吵了起来，没完没了,直到那位男士说：
“我们先让窗户关着，让这位女士窒息而死，然后我们再把它打开，直到这位女士冻死，最后这里将恢复和平安宁。”
A gentleman was sitting Quietly in a first class compartment. Two ladies got in.
One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down.
" Please open it again." said the second lady ," I will die of suffocation If there is no fresh air."
" I won't open it." said the first lady ," I will die of cold if it is open."
A quarrel started, and it continued until the gentleman spoke:
" Let's have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation, And then we Close it we can have it open until this lady has died of cold, After that it will be nice and quite in here again."
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