明天就是七夕了，我的文案都准备好了，就差一场约会了。怎么过？我还能怎么过？一笑而过？闭门思过？擦肩而过？想怎么过就怎么过？往年单身狗子们都是会一块搅屎棍行动的，但是看来今年没办法进行了。头顶一片大草原的狗子们已经丧失了部分技能了。我也还记得有一年的七夕情人节，我和我的搭档，就是我们拍微电影的小伙伴，那年上午拍完了电影，下午我们就开始写纸条，大概写了整整十几页的小纸条，写满了：我们分手吧！早就受够你了。分手吧！这样丧心病狂的话。然后我们两个人去家家悦超市，我和他从柜子两边，从大厅到末尾的所有的巧克力架子上的情人节礼物，全乎塞进了我们的分手纸条。然后我们站在超市门口，静静的看着男神们高兴的带着他们的女神随手拿走了一盒巧克力。也有的是一个男孩子直接就随手拿走了一盒德芙，我们就在旁边笑。心想。今晚看来是啥也玩不了了。
Tomorrow
is Tanabata. My copy is ready, and I have a date. How have you passed?
How can I still live? laugh it off? Thinking behind closed doors?
Passing by? How do you want to go over? In the past years, single dogs
have been using a crowbar, but it seems that there is no way to do this
year. The dogs on the top of the prairie have lost some of their skills.
I also remember that there was a year of Valentine's Day Valentine's
Day. My partner and I were the little friends who made our micro-movies.
In the morning, we finished the film. In the afternoon, we started to
write notes, and probably wrote a whole dozen pages. The note is full:
Let's break up! I have been fed up with you for a long time. Break up!
Such a heartbreaking madness. Then we two people went to Jiajiayue
Supermarket. I and his Valentine's Day gifts on both sides of the
cabinet, from the lobby to the end of all the chocolate shelves, all
stuffed into our break-up paper. Then we stood at the door of the
supermarket and watched the male gods happy to take a box of chocolates
with their goddess. There is also a boy who took a box of Dove directly
and we laughed. Thought. It seems that I can’t play it tonight.
回想过去，那个时间段的单身生活真的是很美好啊，不会像现在，整日搞得又紧张又担心的，也不知道在等啥，就是想再等等，等了这么多年也是谁也没有等到。我在烟台等你啊。往年只要有节日，我是奉节必过的类型，近几年我是深深感觉到，大家好像都很忙，根本就没有人会在意我是不是宝宝了。就连我闺蜜现在都是在家准备生二胎了。而我，还在单着，我和你相遇的几率是13亿分之一啊。我是那种你一天不回复我消息，我就分分钟钟感觉我是被绿了的那种人，这样一想，单身也都是一定会有原因的吧。想象一下，我们两个人都想要独一无二。那谁要宠着谁好呢？
Looking
back on the past, the single life of that time period is really
beautiful. It will not be as nervous and worried as it is now. I don’t
know if I am waiting, I just want to wait, and who I have been waiting
for so many years. Did not wait. I am waiting for you in Yantai. As long
as there are festivals in previous years, I am the type that must be
passed. In recent years, I deeply felt that everyone seems to be very
busy, and no one will care if I am a baby. Even my girlfriend is now
preparing to have a second child at home. And I am still single, and the
chance of my encounter with you is one-third of a billion. I am the
kind of person who doesn't reply to me in a day. I feel that I am green
when I minutely. I think that there is always a reason for singles.
Imagine that both of us want to be unique. Who is going to spoil who?
别人家的宝宝都有礼物了，我怎么可能让我的小宝贝输？没有男朋友没关系，礼物我全部都给你买好了呢。你想要的我也都能给你呢。上一次有个朋友分享说，他男朋友日常比较忙，早出晚归创业初期那种，又要每个月还房贷，还要月供养着她，情人节来了。也没有给她准备礼物，女孩子心心念念，终于忍不住问了一下，男生说真的忙的忘记了，随后又说，放心，借钱也要给她买礼物。我想，女孩子应该会很开心吧。至少她的男人愿意为她付出啊。这也让我想起多年前我一个青岛的姐姐，她当时有个男朋友比她大十岁，也是条件不太好，女生家里算是个二代其实。当时女生想要一个相机，五千多块钱呢，在那个时候大家月薪两千都算是高薪水了，男生就真的借钱给她买了相机。后来她说，她只是随便说说的而已，谁知道他当真了。后来他们谈了三五年最后也不知道结婚了没有。反正我那时候年纪小，我谈恋爱就从来不接受男孩子的礼物，那个姐姐就经常问我，他对你好吗？他给你买过礼物吗？我说，谈了三年，什么礼物都没有给我买。然后那时候那个姐姐整日都催着我让我赶快分手。别跟渣男在一块浪费时间。
Other people's babies have gifts, how can I let my little baby lose? It doesn't matter if there is no boyfriend, I have bought all the gifts for you. I can give you what you want. Last time, a friend shared that his boyfriend was busy every day, and he had to go back to the early days of the business, and he had to pay for the mortgage every month. He also had to support her for the month, and Valentine’s Day came. Didn't give her a gift, the girl was so worried, and finally could not help but ask, the boy said that he was really busy forgetting, and then said, rest assured, borrow money to buy gifts for her. I think girls should be very happy. At least her man is willing to pay for her. This reminds me of my sister who was a Qingdao many years ago. She had a boyfriend who was ten years older than her. The conditions were not very good. The girl’s family was a second generation. At that time, the girl wanted a camera, more than 5,000 yuan. At that time, everyone’s monthly salary of two thousand was considered a high salary. The boys really borrowed money to buy her a camera. Later, she said that she just talked about it casually, who knows that he is serious. Later, they talked about three or five years and finally did not know whether they got married or not. Anyway, when I was young, I never accepted a boy’s gift when I fell in love. The sister often asked me, is he good to you? Did he buy a gift for you? I said, after talking for three years, I didn’t buy anything for me. Then the sister rushed me all day to let me break up. Don't waste time with the scum man.
今晚我还看到一个话题，问你会给你男朋友买什么礼物，在这样浪漫的节日里？然后我的回答是，如果我有男朋友，我一定亲手为他操办一场情人节专场宴，会给他惊喜，毕竟我是一个非常注重仪式感的人。其实生活中还是很有必要做一些让大家一起开心的事情的。邀请三五好友，一起吃饭，一起秀恩爱，让朋友帮忙一块给男朋友准备惊喜，甚至，还要索要朋友们的祝福，让友谊见证爱情。但是好可惜啊。我我我，为什么没有男朋友。也可以说，我的男朋友怎么还没有来到我的身边。异地恋有点难熬，别说一天不联系。两小时不联系我都会直接拉黑的好吗。嗯，单身一定是有原因的。
I
also saw a topic tonight, asking what gifts would you give your
boyfriend, in such a romantic holiday? Then my answer is, if I have a
boyfriend, I will personally give him a Valentine's Day special dinner,
which will surprise him. After all, I am a person who pays great
attention to the sense of the ceremony. In fact, it is still necessary
in life to do something that makes everyone happy together. Invite three
or five friends, eat together, show love together, let friends help a
boy to prepare surprises, and even ask for the blessings of friends, let
friendship witness love. But what a pity. I, I, I, why are there no
boyfriends. It can also be said that my boyfriend has not come to me. A
long distance relationship is a bit difficult, don't say that you don't
contact one day. If you don't contact me for two hours, you will pull
black directly. Well, there must be a reason for being single.
IN AUTUMN
IN AUTUMN
承认吧，其实你也并没有很爱她。你也根本不愿意为她付出。这个我也只是坦白说。相信我，真正喜欢你的人，一定会想要跟你分享生活，也一定会主动来找你，绝无例外。如果爱情这种事情，男生都不愿意主动，那女生自然会被其他的小哥哥领回家啊。毕竟现在这个市场，男女比例失衡和么严重。虽然是爱一个人太难了。你应该爱十个。但是实际上你会发现，一个你也遇不到的。这个几率并不是分分钟钟都能抓到的啊。男生女生其实都一样。只是希望你们有对象的，好好珍惜眼前。没有对象的单身狗们，也不要着急，吃狗粮其实也没什么不好。把狗粮全部攒下来，等有一天，爱你的人出现在你身旁，你和你的爱人一起把狗粮撒给路人不就好了。要慢慢去找，慢慢了解，慢慢喜欢。你要相信我，他有多快爱上你，他就一定会有多快爱上别人。整日说娶你的人未必会娶你。整日说多想嫁给你的人也未必是内心真的愿意。好啦，明天，你们的日子，好好庆祝吧，我就退下了。吃狗粮去了。
I
also saw a topic tonight, asking what gifts would you give your
boyfriend, in such a romantic holiday? Then my answer is, if I have a
boyfriend, I will personally give him a Valentine's Day special dinner,
which will surprise him. After all, I am a person who pays great
attention to the sense of the ceremony. In fact, it is still necessary
in life to do something that makes everyone happy together. Invite three
or five friends, eat together, show love together, let friends help a
boy to prepare surprises, and even ask for the blessings of friends, let
friendship witness love. But what a pity. I, I, I, why are there no
boyfriends. It can also be said that my boyfriend has not come to me. A
long distance relationship is a bit difficult, don't say that you don't
contact one day. If you don't contact me for two hours, you will pull
black directly. Well, there must be a reason for being single.
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