Benny,your breath smells like an ashtray.You've got to stop smoking.
I know.I want to.But it isn't easy.
Why don't you chew gum instead?
I can't,I 've got false teeth.Remember?
Oh yeah.In that case,how about eating candles?
If they're as sweet as you,no problem.
Cut it out,will you?I'm serious.
Just kidding.Do I get a kiss if I really quit?
I don't like the taste of ashtrays.Maybe tomorrow if you quit right now.
OK,you've got a deal.
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