当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

嗯，好像很有道理的样子。

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

手机信号应该是属于微波波段的吧？所以觉得怀孕需要穿防护服的，这智商生出来的孩子会怎样也可想而知了【我就是人身攻击了怎么着，来打我啊！】

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

所以“波”真的是一种可见又可听的好东西。

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

嗯嗯嗯！

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

这些都能用微波测出来！Cool!

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

矮油，这超能力不错！

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

然后就突然变成恐怖片风格了……

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

对的。所以我经常自我安慰说待在窗边晒不黑……

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

所以臭氧层只能吸收高能量的波。

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

又见神比喻……

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

嗯。只能想象一下是一片血红血红的空间里不断迸射出鲜紫色的光芒。啊，有点眼晕。

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

AWWWWW...

当上帝关上一扇门，祂会打开一扇窗

OH FUCK! OH FUCK! OH FUCK! NOW I'M HAVING GOOSEPUMPS! FUCKING HELL! WE ARE WITNISSING THE MAKING OF HISTORY RIGHT NOW!!!! 供奉上原文：

The detection of gravity waves, another elusive window on the universe, would reveal catastrophic cosmic events. But as of this writing, gravity waves, predicted in Einstein’s general theory of relativity of 1916 as ripples in the fabric of space and time, have never been detected from any source. Physicists at the California Institute of Technology are developing a specialized gravity-wave detector that consists of an L-shaped evacuated pipe with 2.5-mile-long arms housing laser beams. If a gravitational wave passes by, the light path in one arm will temporarily differ in length from that of the other arm by a tiny amount. The experiment is known as LIGO, the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-wave Observatory, and it will be sensitive enough to detect gravitational waves from colliding stars over 100 million light-years away. One can imagine a time in the future where gravitational events in the universe—collisions, explosions, and collapsed stars—are observed routinely this way. Indeed, we may one day open this window wide enough to see beyond the opaque wall of microwave background radiation to the beginning of time itself.