来源：知乎：
前言：
常和许大宝在一起，说的东西多了，是时常觉得自己知识储备不够，因为输出的速度太快
笑话也是如此
所以今天就整理了一下笑话，来源都是知乎，侵删
“特别能吃苦”这5个字，我想了想，我做到了前4 个……
一村长喝多回家错进猪圈，躺在母猪身边说：老婆：给我倒杯水，母猪哼了一哼，村长说，不倒就不倒呗，撒什么娇。随手一摸说：买皮衣啦，还是双排扣呢。
老外游莱芜，遇一老太太逗猫，上前问：你在干嘛？老太太答：古捣猫尼！老外大惊，连老人都会外语!赠其巧克力，老太太以为是地瓜干，说：俺莱芜有！老外晕倒！
有个腼腆的男孩终于鼓足勇气问心爱的女孩:你喜欢什么样的男孩子?女孩说:投缘的.男孩再问还是一样,他只好伤心的说:头扁一点的不行吗
男生带着女友散步,路过餐馆.女友赞叹道:真香啊!囊中羞涩的男生很绅士的说:如果你喜欢,我们再从饭馆门前走一次......
When I drink alcohol,everyone says I'm an alcoholic.when I drink Fanta,no one says I'm fantastic
Woman: Wait for me honey. I'm just finishing my make-up.
Man: You don't need make-up.
Woman: Oh really! That's so sweet of you!
Man: You need plastic surgery.
Question：What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Answer：I don't know and I don't care
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go
我个人觉得下面这个最好笑啊哈哈哈
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
USB
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
Maybe
Why is the cat sitting on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse
Why does it suck to be a penguin?
Because even when you're angry, you still look cute
飞机上偶遇好朋友Jack，激动打招呼Hi,Jack。其他乘客恐厄地举起了双手
My father always told me, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, until the accident.
下面这个也很棒哈哈哈
Which animals have the biggest boobs?
Zebra…
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