It is now during the epidemic. Although the virus is strong, don't stay at home every day because it will be boring! If you want to be boring, you must watch Minecraft every day-the teacher becomes the anchor, and watch Minecraft online classes!
【Language Live: Lesson One】
Teacher: Welcome everyone to watch the live broadcast "Language Live: Lesson One".
Steve: Hello, teacher
Alex: Hello, teacher
Teacher: Yong Go, Don Rubin King...
Creeper, Pink Sheep: It seems that it is not King Rubin...
Teacher: Talk more, 3 points deducted! ! !
Goose, goose, song to the sky, white hair floating in green water...
Skeleton: It doesn't seem like this!
Teacher: Remember the big mistake! ! !
Steve: Teacher, moisten your throat with a cup of tea...
Teacher: Go away, how to drink through the screen! ! !
Creepers, skeletons, pink sheep and other classmates:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Teacher: Okay, now continue to lecture, cough cough cough...
Teacher: Anthurium dials Qingbo...
Zombie: Teacher, you seem to be wrong...
Teacher: Zombie student, mute! ! !
All classmates: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Teacher: Keke, continue to lecture...cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough...
Witch: Teacher, you have a cough, eat my throat lozenges!
Teacher: Get out! ! !
All classmates: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Teacher: Do you know what, I train you, you are about to have a heart attack!
Steve: Eat heart-saving pills...
Teacher: Ah! ! !
The teacher was out of anger with a heart attack, and the whole class went to visit him.
Most of the classmates: I will send you a heart-saving pill!
Teacher: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
The teacher had a heart attack again.
Alex: It's their fault, let's watch funny comics for a while!
Teacher: Hahaha, someone stepped on shit inside, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ah! ! !
Doctor: What are you doing? You can’t even use 300 volts? !
A week later
Classmates: sorry, got you out of a heart attack...
Teacher: Oh my god, the last live broadcast forgot to end!
Footsteps: Tatotototototototototototototototo...
Teacher: God, it's been more than 210 hours of live broadcasting! ! !
Classmates: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
[To be continued]
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没想到吧？我把翻译结果复制到这了！是不是NC？
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