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14号Lavender #百日生涯营#D55 幽默日 作业

14号Lavender #百日生涯营#D55 幽默日 作业

作者: Lavender徐 | 来源:发表于2018-08-01 15:34 被阅读12次

幽默日:你最喜欢什么样的人?grace发现真的,无论这个长成啥样,气质如何,只要TA自带幽默萌感,其他啥也不重要了。幽默有自嘲式的,有段子式的,有冷幽默式的,有黑色的,有语义双关式的等。不管啥款式的幽默,都让具有幽默感的人,充满了魅力。今天跟我们百日营大家庭的小伙伴,分享一个你最近看到的最逗逼的笑话嘛!视频/文字/自创不设限!我们准备整一个幽默专辑,收集50个段子应该不是梦!哈哈哈哈~

分享个英文版的joke, 哈哈

An IT guy was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak! "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week."

He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!"

The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out. "Kiss me,and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!"

Finally, the guy turned to the frog and exclaimed, "As an IT professional, I'd rather have a talking frog!"

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