Bays Call Me a Boring Man

Boys call me a boring man

But they don't know

Club chicks are all my big fans

Dang, she's the third of 2nite

A girl I seem to know her

Diamond Queen or Billie Jane?

Never mind, I don't know

I pretend no see tho

Dang, she's so hot so

My eyes never go

She invites me to the dance floor

We dance like two tiny worms

I show off my loose boots with my loose ties

And she comes so close with her sexy tits

Na, she's my girlfriend, fuck off!

Shouts a piggy man

Dang, he is such a rude guy

I know he wanna a good fight

But I wanna be a nice man

He punches me in the face

And my nose bleeds at once

This fight can no avoid

Wait, he's got a knife

Dang, he's got a knife!

The knife scratches my eye

Run! And  escape!

Never mind, for he's got a knife

I stride over a bar with another bar

Straight towards the door no so far

Bays Call Me a Boring Man