Quora版：如何正确地吐槽

 啥也不说了，撕逼撕不过人家36D的时候，就拿出这篇文章，默默找到一个空无一人处，大声朗诵10遍。

霎时间，岁月静好。。。

What are some of the wittiest pieces of sarcasm?

1. When you're dead, it's not hard on you. You don't notice, since you're dead. It's just hard on the people around you.

It's the same when you're stupid.

当你死了，你不会觉得难过。你也不会注意到，因为你死了。只是你身边的人会很难过。

同理，当你蠢钝如猪时亦如是。

2."If I wanted to kill myself,I'd climb up your stupidity and jump down to your IQ level."

如果我要自杀，我只需爬上你蠢出的新高度向你的智商下限做自由落体。

3.When someone cuts in annoyingly while you are talking..

"Oh I'm sorry,did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? "

如果你说话时有人叨逼叨地打断你。。

“不好意思，看来我刚说一半的话简单粗暴地正面插了你？”

4.“Sometimes I need what only you can provide:your absence.”

“有时候有件事只有你能帮我：滚犊子”

5.I like the sound you make when you shut up.... !

我很欣赏你闭嘴时的声音。。。！

7.Silence is golden. Please make yourself rich.

沉默是金。我看好你成为马云。

8.If idiots can fly, this school would be an airport.

如果白痴能飞，这个学校就是飞机场。