Yesterday, I told some jokes and story to make my teacher laugh. Here it is.
Brainless, means stupid . Someone's brain have two parts, left and right, and the left has noting right ,and the right has nothing left.
Another story is about Turkey‘s coffee culture. I get the story from a movie about the world one and love. In Turkey , if a boy is invited to a girl's home, and the girl's will make up a cup of coffee for the boy. What she add to the coffee show how the girl is interested with the boy, if she add some sugar to the coffee, it means the girl is interested with the boy but not very much. If she add some salt means I hate you please go out right away. The more sugar she adds ,the more she likes the boy.
It is very interesting. I tell it to so many my friends.
Another jokes are about myself. I have been staying a bad situation these days. I can't sleep well ,I have no appetite. Yesterday I could't find my water bottle, I found almost everywhere I can remember but it doesn't work. And when I want to find my pen in my bag,then I get my water bottle. What the hell! I can't understand me.
I was told that I am too old to do something. But I am so young. I should relax myself.
Learning new words and expression
1. Teachers open the door you must enter by yourself.
2. ought to /be supposed to /should
a. I am supposed to be a good boy . I am not allow to tell a lie.
b. I ought to wake up early, then I can do exercise.
3. One thing we have to remember is that...
a. One thing we have to remember is that we should learn English hard even if there are so many difficulties. We should try our best to overcome it.
b. One thing we have to remember is that all men are created equal. Don't give up yourself. God rewards diligent.
4. I thought you might want to ...
a. I thought you might want to borrow some money from me. It doesn't matter I will help you because you had helped me before.
b. I thought you might want to find a pretty girl to fall in love with. Good luck.
5. That's exactly...
a. That's exactly you should finish your homework on time.
b. That's exactly I want to have a good rest after class.
6. in time 及时， on time 定时
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