A Driverless Car

Hey! Look at that.

Look at what?

Look out the window.

Do you see the young lady in the red dress?

Yeah, I see her.

Wow! she’s beautiful and hot.

Look at the way she walks.

Yes, now look behind her.

Look in the car that’s following her.

I’d rather to look at the young lady.(我宁愿看美女）

So what’s so special about the car?

Look at the driver.

Do you see one?

No, I don’t.

There isn’t anybody driving the car.

Right, it 's one of those new driverless cars.

Maybe it’s the woman’s car.

It’s following her.

I don’t know. Maybe you’re right.

Now, that’s a smart car.

Maybe I’ll go outside and follow her too.

Hey, get back to work! 

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I want a human being.

I want to cancel my service.

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Tom, Smith. 

We heard Tom, Smith. 

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