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作者: 行走在学习的路上 | 来源:发表于2018-06-20 07:08 被阅读251次

     

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  A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit; she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at the construction site.

    After her son had called ,he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile . Women! She waited impatiently for her husband to return from the construction site .The moment she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap. While the man was trying to ask why ,she repeated the slap. People from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of his .

The man asked his son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, he said,” The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later".

一个妇女想打丈夫的手机找他,但是发现她的手机余额不足,于是她吩咐儿子用他自己的手机给正在建筑工地上的爸爸打电话传递紧急信息。

儿子打完后,回到妈妈的身边说,他打了爸爸的手机三次,一位女士接了三次。女人!她心急火燎地等丈夫从建筑工地回来。一看见丈夫就给了他热辣辣的一巴掌。男人正要问个究竟,她又扇了他一巴掌。街坊邻居都跑过来想弄清楚事情的原因。

男人让儿子告诉大家,他打电话时那个女人说了什么。他回答说;“你所拨打的电话暂时无法接通。请稍后再拨。

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