“The grace of the God is free, but never cheap” by which I was impressed so much that I almost cried. I went to church on Sunday, as usual, the surprise was that I understood nearly 80% of the speech which had never happened before. And when Oli and I were on the way home, I asked him a question about God. The question was, “Why did the God kill the couple who lied to Him? Why didn’t Him forgive them?” Then Oli, my lovely brethren, answered me bullshit. So I specified my question, I said, “yeah, I know their sins are serious because they treat God and put God in a test, but I don’t think it is serious enough to deserve death. I mean God does forgive people, especially the believers. Yes, the couple have sins I do agree, but everybody does. Why didn’t God forgive them just as what He did to us? They didn’t give all their possessions to God and they lied, but at least they gave parts of them. I mean, if I don’t believe in God, I would give nothing. So I think God should have forgiven them, why not?” Oli answered, “Because they gave their money to pretend they were generous, not to serve God.” Well, that’s fair enough, and I told him, “Oli, finally, you answered my question.”
好吧，你有可能没有看懂我的问题，我的问题是关于圣经里的一个故事。但是这不是重点，重点在于，我用极快的语速把我的问题问完了，也没有太多的中译英。我很奇怪我竟然能说英语那么快，表达还算蛮清晰的。大概是我的弟兄Oli把我问急了，刚开始他回答了一堆跟我问题毫不相关的东西，我就很气，我就想跟他打一架！！！不过仔细想想这两个月在英国，英语还是有提高的。Oli夸我英语进步很大，说刚开始跟我讲话的时候，他要特意放慢语速，现在已经能用正常的语速跟我说话了。呵呵他是能用正常语速了，可我根本就没听懂啊！！！！然后关于发音，我想可能绝大多部分人都在说中式英语。比如go，do， no。如果你把go发成“够”，那就说明发音不够标准。我之前有一期发了我和厨房一群小朋友去酒吧的视频，视频里面Ja说了一句“What is she doing”，你仔细听他doing的发音，就知道区别在哪里了。不要尝试用中文发音代替英文发音，因为不一样！关于怎么练习发音，可以私信我，并转账付款。然后要附上一个视频，我偷拍的。。。。。。体验一下他们的语速和发音吧。（此处有视频）
然后我就要正式直播吃火鸡了。
之前我一直以为，歪果仁吃火鸡，都是一人一只鸡，结果上来发现居然是所有人共享一只鸡！！！！然后Lucy（房子的女主人）就端了一个盘子到我面前，我一看。
什么鬼？？就这么点？？？！！瞬间我就不想吃了，一个人就只有一片肉。。。你能理解“片”这个量词吗？？我就想掀桌子，把我骗到这么远，坐车坐得我都快吐了，还等了好久好久，差点都饿晕了，结果就让我吃这？？？我这种行为，就是典型的得了便宜还卖乖。免费给我吃，免费让我搭车，我居然还在这逼逼。我是一个懂得自我反省的人，因为事实是我吃的快撑炸了！！因为，后来还上了各种各样的蔬菜，酱。
牧师就坐在我对面，而我却在各种站起来拍照。就是远一点拍一张，近一点拍一张，然后再歪着拍一张之类的，我感觉气氛还挺尴尬的。然后终于有一个人说了一句什么Candy一直在拍照之类的，我灵机一动，我说：“我拍给我的远方的家人看。”然后瞬间就被投来非常肯定的目光，他们可能觉得我这小伙子还不错，但是其实我根本不和家里人打电话啊。根本平时不发微信啊。顶多就和胡洗澡交交心，谈谈人生之类的。至于胡东南，我根本不想回答他那些愚蠢的问题。比如他问我：“可以说，I was play basketball吗？？”神经病啊！！
而且因为是免费的午餐，我就一直拼命吃拼命吃，然后终于觉得再也吃不下了，就很满足的把我的刀和叉子放下。刚做完这个动作的那一瞬间，整个桌子上的人突然都动了起来，开始收拾盘子，餐具之类的。我才意识到，原来他们一直在等我吃完啊！！！等我吃完准备上甜点啊！！！！！！早说啊！！！搞得我都吃这么饱了还怎么吃甜点啊！！！
至于甜点，连甜点都很丰富。。。下期发出来，现在是每期一发自拍环节，请看。
好吧我承认这不是我啦，这是我承诺的Wendy大小姐，美如画。想要更多照片，请关注我。
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