虽然我总是自我介绍为：英语知识分享者和服务者。但我一直没有简书上表现我的幽默与机智，毕竟如果这样的话会显得有点刻意...，很不好。
不过不讲几个段子，你们以为我只会英语呢！
段子一: "I am just kidding"
A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.
She asked, 'What does that mean?'
He said, 'You are Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, Hot.'
She said, Oh that's so lovely. And what about I, J, K?'
, He said, 'I'm Just Kidding,
The husband is still recovering.
段子二: TGIF，Thank God It's Friday （来自沪江英语）
TGIF，Thank God It's Friday的缩写，感谢老天，总算到星期五啦
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright smile, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The angry blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"
TGIF的意思便是：Thank God It's Friday，感谢老天，总算到星期五啦！周五一到，意味着一周两天的休息日到来，又可以摆脱工作和学习的烦扰，痛快地睡个懒觉了！
TGIF也可以表示其他意思，如
做人嘛，最重要的是要开心。
TGIF，祝你周末愉快！
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