A baby polar bear walks up to his dad and asks
“Dad, am I 100% polar bear?”
“I don’t know…go ask your mother.” Dad says says brushing him off.
“Mom, am I 100% polar bear?” The little bear asked his mother.
“Well, your dad is a polar bear. I’m a polar bear. All your grandparents are polar bears. So yeah… you’re 100%. Why do you ask?” Says Mom.
“Because I’m fucking freezing!”.
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