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Polar Bear

Polar Bear

作者: Neodeng78 | 来源:发表于2019-04-18 15:08 被阅读0次

A baby polar bear walks up to his dad and asks “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?” “I don’t know…go ask your mother.” Dad says says brushing him off. “Mom, am I 100% polar bear?” The little bear asked his mother. “Well, your dad is a polar bear. I’m a polar bear. All your grandparents are polar bears. So yeah… you’re 100%. Why do you ask?” Says Mom. “Because I’m fucking freezing!”.

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