幽默英语短文

A Monkey and a Flea

Mum: Baby, what's the difference

between a monkey and a flea? Baby: One isbig and one is small.

Mum: Anything else?

Baby: A monkey can have fleas, but a fleacan't have monkeys.

妈妈:猴子和跳蚤有什么不同呢?

儿子:它们俩一-大- -小。妈妈:还有呢?

儿子:猴子身_上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。