早几年微博、微信、QQ、几乎所有的通讯软件都不约而同的向广大的人民群众不要钱似的狂灌心灵鸡汤，甚至有时候聚奢网长沙站的小编我还能接到来自于中国电信+中国移动+中国联通（工作需要3家大佬的通讯公司都办理了业务...这也算是有背景的人呀！！（╯' - ')╯︵ ┻━┻ ....）的大佬短信默默地为我奉上一碗美味的鸡汤，他们都不约而同的鼓励我人生上进永无止境，要保持着一颗赤子之心，秉着为人民服务，为人民奉献的共产主义精神，默默的耕耘在这片中国的大地上，然后奋发图强力争上游不断进取夺得迎娶白富美继任CEO走上人生巅峰的道路....然而一碗鸡汤喝下去——然-并-卵！
在无数的鸡汤熏陶下聚奢网长沙站的小编一直努力在人生上进永无止境，保持着一颗赤子之心，秉着为人民服务，为人民奉献的共产主义精神，默默的耕耘在这片中国的大地上，然后奋发图强力争上游不断进取，也并没有能迎娶白富美继任CEO走上人生巅峰....反而在打工的道路上越走越远。这些鸡汤喝的小编也是够够的了！甚至有点怀疑自己是不是得罪了中国电信+中国移动+中国联通的大佬以及各大门户网站、通讯软件，让他们这样不约而同的来麻痹小编的神经，欺骗小编默默干活....思来想去，小编终于找到了答案！原来小编真的没这么重要能让以上的大佬骗，只是没有看到鸡汤更深处的道理...《朱子语类》卷九,《论知行》篇中说: “不可去名上理会。须求其所以然。” “事要知其所以然。” 小面就让聚奢网长沙站的小编带你了解心灵鸡汤背后的道理！！（背景响起今日说法的BGM...）
比熏（比心）
心灵毒鸡汤
都说是药三分毒，这一碗碗的“大补药”鸡汤，不曾想毒性如此之大，如此之堵心！
失败并不可怕——可怕的是你还相信这句话
Failure is not horrible. What's horrible is that you believe this.
你以为有钱人很快乐吗？——他们的快乐你根本想象不到
You think the rich are happy?No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
你们之所以喝鸡汤——是因为肉被别人吃了
You have chicken soup for the soul. Because someone else already ate the chicken.
条条大路通罗马——而有些人就生在罗马
All roads lead to Rome. Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
别灰心人生就是这样起起落落——落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落
Don't be discouraged. Life is full of ups and downs, and all the downs after those downs.
有些人出现在你的生命里——是为了告诉你：你真好骗
Some people come to you in your life to make you know that you are such an easy target.
比一个人吃火锅更寂寞的是——一个人没有钱吃火锅
What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone? That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
你不努力一下——怎么知道什么叫绝望呢？
If you don't try, how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
在你绝望的时候建议你跟聚奢网长沙站的小编一样感受一下世界的美好：
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男女之间一定有纯真的友谊——因为每一个认识我的女生，都说最多只能跟我做朋友
There has to be real friendship between boys and girls. Because every girl I know told me that we could only be friends.
不要没完没了地修图——你现实中长得不好看我们都知道
Don't photoshop yourself again and again. We know you look ugly in reality.
你无法用钱买到幸福——因为你没有钱
You can't buy happiness with money, Because you don't have money.
不要看别人表面上一帆风顺——实际上，他们背地里，也是一帆风顺
Some people seem to have everything. In fact, they do have everything.
受够了又肥又丑的自己吗？——快去健身房吧，光丑就行了
Tired of being fat and ugly? Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
虽然你单身——但你胖若两人
Though you're single, you occupy twice the space.
好女孩只得到了好字——而漂亮女孩却得到了所有
A good girl has good reputation. A pretty girl has everything.
爱笑的女生运气不会太差——说实话，如果一个女生运气一直不好，我不知道她怎么笑得出来
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side. Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
小编不得不说每次看到新款的Gucci包包总是会不由自主的笑出来，痴痴的笑，渴望的笑，满脑子的到了包包之后满足的笑....（猥琐脸~）
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当你觉得自己又丑又穷、一无是处时——别绝望，因为至少你的判断还是对的
If you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't be devastated. At least you have good judgement.
哪有什么选择困难症——还不是因为穷
There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia. You are just being poor.
为什么总是天妒英才呢？——因为没人管笨蛋活多久
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses? Because no one bother caring about idiots.
一些人常会被骂，说每天像猪一样爱睡懒觉——真的是太委屈了，猪都比你起得早
Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much. That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
当上帝给你关上一扇门——他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了
When God closes a door for you, he'd close the windows all together.
学校的厕所为什么放镜子？——是为了让你知道：人丑就要多读书
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms? Because they want you to know: with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
人生很多事，终究会随着时间好起来——比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就变好胖
Things do get improved as time goes by. For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
最后哭的不能自控的小编
诶...扎心了老铁...再见了鸡汤...
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