1.Rickd消极的婚姻态度
His marriage is hanging from a thread. Listen,Morty,I hate to break it to you but what people call"love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animal to bread.It hits hard, then slowly fades,living you stranded in a failing marriages.I did it. Your parents are gonna do it.Break the cycle,Morty.Rise above,Focus on science.
-Now that you know you could have had it better.You resent me for holding you back.
-Well,now that we know you think the tables are turning.We know you thought there were unturned tables.
-It's a real treat to be raised by parents that forced themselves to be together instead of being happy.
I just hope you got a "pre-meld".It's just a practical way of making sure that when she's down with you, you can get one of your balls back.
2.怪诞小镇Mable的撩汉/妹片段
* I know you[re going through your whole"boy crazy" phase.But I think you're kind of overdoing
* It‘s the hottest day of the year,Mabel .Besides,can't you go for one week without having new rush on some random guys?
* You are clearly enamored.Go to him.
* I am charmed by your sense of humor and your bold lack of water wings.
-Come on ,Grunkle Stan.I'm sure deep down you have a soft side, too.
-Ha! Nothing in here, but a cold ,dark ,empty soul.
-You have a thing for lazy Susan!You do have a soft side, but keep it down ya.
-All right,I admit it, ok? It would be nice if she liked me.But I've been out of the game for so long that I wouldn't know where to start.I mean ,look at her,She's so classy.
*表白
You know,I've been spending a lot of time together and I was wondering maybe you wanted to go out with me.
I cared about you too much to see you like this.we're gonna bust you out of here and get you back to your family.
Dipper,don't you know what it's like to fall for someone.Even though you know in you heart that it 'll probably never work out! But you'd do anything for that person.
-I already went to the trouble of packing all your stuff.Even the stuff you kept in that secret box under the bed. What's the....?Bro I thought you were finally past all this.
-I know,I know she's not interested and I know It's over.But how do you just turn off the way you feel about someone?
-Yeah,dude and a road trip is the perfect place to meet new people.
-Ah so embarrassed .Look,earlier this summer,I ruined my chances with Wendy.And I wanna move on,But I'm terrible at talking to girls.The moment I open my mouth around them,I unravel like...like ...well....I can't think of a perfect metaphor ,but you get the gist. At this rate,I'm gonna grow up to be a sad loner like Tobby.
-Whoa,Never say that about yourself.Lucky for you.I'm an expert on women .Listen to me kid.When its come to girls,always be confident and be funny, but not to funny.And by kind of annoying, but in a lovable way.
-I don't know grunkle Stan .This sounds Kinda jerk.
-Hey,Jerk is just a term non-jerks use to bad-mouth innocent jerks.
-Confidence,Comedy,Some third word starting with a "C". The three C's of stan pine's dating techniques.At the next tourist trap, try out my advice on the first girl you see.
网友评论