人物：
Bob(想找女朋友的工作狂、肥宅)
Alvin(Bob的好朋友)
Rachel(Alvin的女性朋友)
Chris(Alvin的朋友)
Eric(Chris的朋友)
David(Eric的朋友)
Phoebe(David和Rachel的朋友，女的)
注：以上人物除Phoebe外都参加过一个派对，Bob在派对上最起眼的地方就是看电视看到睡着(还打着很响的呼噜)。所以算是彼此认识的。
Bob: Hey! Alvin, I need your help. It's weird to to tell you this... How to start it. Uh... I have some problems with girls. Eh... Actually, I haven't had a girlfriend until now, and I don't know how to find one. Can you help me with this?
Alvin: Wow! Bob, You really surprise me. And thank you for telling me this. I do know some girls ,but I'm not so sure if they wanna go out with you. Anyway, I'll do what I can do for you. (Ok, I'll see what I can do for you.)
Alvin: Chris. Bob wants to find a girlfriend. He asked me to help him. What's your opinion?
Chris: What? Really? Am I heard you right? How could that indoorsman find a girlfriend? He even ordered takeaway for his meal. It's impossible to find a girlfriend for a man with such a narrow social background as him. He is not gonna make it unless he gets rid of his bad habits.
Alvin: Well,Even though you say so, but as his best friend, I have to help him.(I'm gonna help him.)
Alvin: Rachel! There must be a lot of people chasing a pretty girl like you. I have a friend Bob who wants to find a girlfriend. How about I introduce him to you?
Rachel: Bob? Is that fat workaholic who made a fool of himself at Frank's party?
Alvin: … I can't deny it. But he also has many advantages. Like you just said, he works very hard.
Rachel: Huh! Oh! Alvin~ You are so funny! You are my best friend. How could you introduce me some guy who fell asleep while watching TV?
Alvin: Alright, since you're not interested in him, forget it.
Chris: Eric, dude. Let me tell you something funny.
Eric: Oh? What's the fun?
Chris: Do you know Alvin's fat friend Bob?
Eric: Is that workaholic who fell asleep while watching TV at a party?
Chris: It was him. I bet you don't know he wants to find a girlfriend. And I think it's hard for him to find a girlfriend.
Eric: It depends on his determination to break his bad habits.
Chris: I think you're right.
Eric: David! Have you heard about Alvin's friend Bob is looking for a girlfriend?
David: Oh! I swear to God this is new to me. But! Are you sure he's looking for a girlfriend, not a boyfriend?
Eric: Oh! For God sake! Are you crazy?
David: Ok. I'm just kidding. Actually, I do know a girl who is looking for a boyfriend. I'll ask for him as a favor.
David: Phoebe. There's a friend of Alvin's named Bob. He's looking for a girlfriend. And he's a cute guy. Should I set up a meeting for you?
Phoebe: I bet you have no idea. Rachel has told me everything.
David: Of course I have no idea.
Phoebe: So, I refuse to date such a boring person.
David: Oh! Bob, poor man.
(完结撒花……)
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