我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：那你应该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

My little dog can't read

Mrs.Brown: Oh, my dear,  I have lost my precious little dog.

Mrs.Smith: But you must put on advertisement in the papers.

Mrs.Brown:  It's no use, my little dog can't read!