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猫知道自己很萌吗?废话,当然是......

作者: 元宵碎碎念 | 来源:发表于2018-07-26 16:02 被阅读0次

<p><img src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/42a64df6789363fe" /></p><p ><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.12362637362637363" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/8ec7b2536dff961a" data-type="jpeg" data-w="728" ></p><p ><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.4583333333333333" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/35d947d8a8d3e2fd" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" ></p><p ><span ><strong>2018/7/26</strong></span></p><section class="xmt-style-block" data-style-type="5" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="1098523" ><img class="" data-ratio="0.1" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/ed749d71b9f5f040" data-type="jpeg" data-w="400" title="1431316509860054315.jpg"></section><section class="xmt-style-block" data-style-type="6" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="8949"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" ><section class="" ><section ><br /></section></section><section class="" ><section class="" ><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" ><section class="" ><p ><span >作为一只知识猫</span></p><p ><span >我平常没事的时候,喜欢刷刷喵乎</span></p><p ><span >今天,我看到了这么一个问题<img data-ratio="1" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/bb463380ee90806b" data-type="png" data-w="17" ></span></p><p ><span ><br /></span></p><p ><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.14722222222222223" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/5926a820906a0292" data-type="png" data-w="1080" ></p><p ><br /></p><p ><span >这个问题有意思了</span></p><p ><span >明明问的是<strong>猫</strong></span></p><p ><span >却有一群铲屎官在那强行作答</span></p><p ><span >虽然答得很精彩但是</span></p><p ><span >......</span></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/d6df30d199ae2280" data-type="jpeg" data-w="198" ></p><p ><br /></p><p ><span >身为一只猫</span></p><p ><strong><span >这个问题我来答</span></strong></p><p ><span ><br /></span></p><p ><span >从小,我就知道我很可爱</span></p><p ><span >因为铲屎官老这么说我</span></p><p ><span ><br /></span></p><p ><span >但我不清楚“</span><span >可爱</span><span >”是什么意思</span></p><p ><span >因为<strong>在我们猫的字典里</strong></span></p><p ><strong><span >就</span></strong><span ><strong>没有“可爱”这个词</strong></span></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.0060975609756098" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/3b61dcadfc5c014e" data-type="jpeg" data-w="164" ></p><p><br /></p><p><span >后来</span><br /></p><p><span >善于思考的我就开始观察生活</span></p><p><span >我发现,每当我:</span></p><p><span ><br /></span></p><p><span >被胡撸毛</span></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.75" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/8d2199b53f19267c" data-type="jpeg" data-w="800" ></p><p><span ><br /></span></p><p><span >歪脑袋</span></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.75" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/bdd99505a37979a1" data-type="jpeg" data-w="800" ></p><p><br /></p><p><span >翻肚皮</span><br /></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.75" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/cf78b6da1c41193c" data-type="jpeg" data-w="800" ></p><p><span ><br /></span></p><p><span >思考猫生</span></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.75" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/ae80557b4ee662f5" data-type="jpeg" data-w="800" ></p><p><br /></p><p><span >自言自语喵喵叫</span></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="1.0016666666666667" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/1dd5ff6c2e72eb1f" data-type="jpeg" data-w="600" ></p><p><br /></p><p>......<span >的时候</span></p><p><span >他们基本就会说我可爱</span></p><p><span >然后我就能要啥有啥,干啥都行</span><br /></p><p><span ><br /></span></p><p><span >时间久了,我就慢慢明白了“可爱”的意思</span></p><p ><span >根据我的判断和总结</span></p><p ><strong><span >“可爱”</span></strong><span >的意思大概就是说:</span></p><p ><strong ><br /></strong></p><p ><strong >每天啥都不用干</strong><br /></p><p ><strong >舒舒服服睡觉,慢条斯理舔毛</strong></p><p ><strong >偶尔瞅他们一眼,嚎两声</strong></p><p><strong><span >就能</span></strong><span ><strong><span >地位飞升、养尊处优、要啥有啥、吃香喝辣</span></strong></span></p><p><br /></p><p><span >一开始我也jio得很惊讶</span><br /></p><p><span >世界上还有这种好事?</span></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.5208333333333334" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/f59bd9254d1afe82" data-type="jpeg" data-w="960" ></p><p><span ><br />后来我才知道</span><br /></p><p><span >是的,世界上就是有这种好事</span></p><p><span ><br /></span></p><p><span >人类社会里有句话,叫:</span></p><p><strong><span >萌即正义,你可爱你干啥都对</span></strong></p><p><span ><br /></span></p><p><span >所以我撒泼跑酷咬耳机挠沙发打碎杯子</span><strong><span ><br /></span></strong></p><p><span >我干啥啥不行,吃啥啥不剩</span></p><p><strong><span >但我依然是个好猫</span></strong></p><p><strong><span ><br /></span></strong></p><p><strong><span >因为我可爱</span></strong></p><p><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.6229166666666667" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/c465c49bef5cc0fc" data-type="jpeg" data-w="480" ></p><p><br /></p><p><span >“可爱”真是个好东西</span></p><p><span >跟外挂似的</span></p><p><span ><br /></span></p><p><strong><span >希望大家也都能可爱</span></strong></p><p><strong><span >我爱你们</span></strong></p><p><strong><span >喵</span></strong></p></section></section></section></section></section><section class="" ><section ><br /></section></section></section></section></section><section class="xmt-style-block" data-style-type="4" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="8543"><section class="xmt-style-block" data-style-type="7" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="8659"><section class="" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="xmt-style-block" data-style-type="7" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="8663"><p class=""><span >- <strong >END </strong>-</span></p><p class=""><span ><br /></span></p></section></section></section><hr /><p class=""><img class="" data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.3324175824175824" data-s="300,640" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i13159899/195635e93ffee01d" data-type="jpeg" data-w="728" ><br /></p><section class="xmt-style-block" data-style-type="4" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="8543"><section class="xmt-style-block" data-style-type="4" data-tools="新媒体排版" data-id="8788"><p class="" ><br /></p></section></section></section>

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