A monther and her Dead daughter
A woman had two daughters,one of whom died.
The dead daughter was gived a large funeral,and many mourners were hired.
The other daughter was surprised to see so many stranger so sad at the loss of her sister.
She asked her mother why this was,and her mother replied:
"we,her relatives,have nothing to gain by crying over her death,They,however,get paid."
MORAL:Professionals will always do a better job of anything.
A musician
A certain man was not a good singer,but he did have a good music-room that made his voice echo nicely.
he liked to listen to himself singing,and he fell more and more in love with the sound of his own voice.
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