

鹅说:我的一世英明毁于你的小视频!
主人:今天拍不好我晚上就把你煮了!


所以说我找不到男朋友是化妆品太低级了?


每次我路过银行都想进去取钱,可当我奔到取款机,掏出银行卡,我才想起,我TM 卡里没钱!


我要有她这身材我还转毛转呀,老子低血糖呀,不过可以先去街上钓个帅哥再说。
那个说走得六亲不认的家伙,小编只想说一句。为什么你妈当初生你的时候没掐死你?


还是外国人脾气好,要是小编,准让你变成二师兄,然后跟唐僧取经去吧!


无情的嘲笑,人家姑娘长这样有错吗?看来国人还是比较喜欢整容脸!
小编弱弱的说一句,姑娘咱们别出来吓人行吗?


马云破产了?来抖音蹭热度?马云内心又受一万点爆击!
那位说拼多多版马云的,人家拼多多总栽答应了吗?


没文化真可怕!明明那是大明湖畔的拆颜上神!

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