交友：终于发现一靠谱直男！

作者: 鼠姑娘 | 来源:发表于2018-07-14 11:39 被阅读61次

今年二月份开始使用交友网站，阅尽几百人的交友页面，几天前我终于发现一个比较靠谱的直男！

他的主要简介：男，36岁，偏瘦，身高6尺1寸（大约1.83米）。白人，英语母语，大学没毕业，其他教派（不是很重要），从不吸烟，偶尔喝酒，不吸毒，一夫一妻制（选非一夫一妻制就代表想要多人关系），可能要小孩，养猫，天秤座。

他来交友网站的目的：寻找25英里范围内24-31岁的单身女人，交朋友或发展长期关系。

交友：终于发现一靠谱直男！

（我的分析：他把交友距离写的很近，不像大多数人写的很广泛泛撒网，他把交友对象的年龄限制在24-31岁，不像大多数人写的18-50岁，说明他真心想交朋友，目的和交友要求明确，不想浪费时间在不对胃口的人身上。可信度高。

以下是他写的自我介绍。

Self Introduction:

Allow me to introduce myself; my name is xx. I’m a simple guy who is looking for my special someone. I’ve met several really good people both in person, and online, but have yet to find that one person with whom I can make a real romantic connection with. Maybe you can relate?(这里他很诚实提到有跟几个异性见过面但还没找到心动的。）

As for what I am about, I guess I’m a bit of a homebody. I like making different dinners, watching new movies with friends, playing party games that spark conversations, going for long walks, and generally taking it easy. I do like to get out now and then, and try new things. It’s fun seeing new places, and meeting new people. I enjoy camping, and kayaking, but admit I don’t get to do it as often as I would like.

I’m looking for someone with heart, a good sense of humor, and maybe someone who is a little crazy just to keep things interesting. I’m pretty open minded, and love meeting new people. It’s fun talking with someone new and comparing movies, music, games, family history, interests, hobbies, and everything else this world has to offer.

What I m doing with my life?I recently started a new career as an exterminator of all things.

When we were in 3rd grvade, and the teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grow up, I'm pretty sure nobody said "exterminator". Still, it's honest work, pays the bills, and every day is different, with new challenges. I am grateful to have found this career.

（有些人可能不太看得起他的职业杀虫师，可他写了他很喜欢他的职业，说明他想要找到懂他的人。）

I Also have a small Business DJing for weddings, school dances, and private parties. I also compose music for web sites, and such. My own little slice of the American Pie.

I like to watch movies, play the guitar, or a video game, or maybe run a muck with some good friends. Oh the mucks we have run! I like quiet evenings at home, watching movies, and playing my guitar, and such.

I m really good at Killing Zombies. I also write music, and do private recordings. I

play a variety of instruments.（有点幽默感）

The first thing people notice about me:

I am overly "nice". It freaks people out sometimes. I'm just so eager to get to know people, and I want people to like me, so I end up trying too hard.（我要对号入座，我就是很热心肠！）

Favorite books movies shows music and food I like some poetry. I started reading it to gain a better understanding of how to write lyrics for music. I love horror flicks. New and old. I am fond of 80's horror.

I'm a student of all musics, but personally enjoy vintage Rock n Roll, and modern Rock. 3 Days Grace, Puddle Of Mud, The Offspring, and Muse for starters.

Six things I could never do without

A roof over my head

Someone to love

My six string guitar

My cat

A warm bed to sleep in

and you...?

I spent a lot of time thinking about

I think about music, poetry, and hopes of meeting a special someone.

On a typical Friday night i am

...at home making dinner, and watching a movie. I don't really do the bars too much, but they are fun from time to time.

The most private thing I am willing to admit: Shhhh.... It's a secret. ;-)

You should message me if: you are an open minded, silly, intelligent woman. Someone a little crazy, and sassy, and intelligent. I miss the little things about

being in a relationship. You know, holding hands, cuddling up on the couch together under a blanket, kisses, and having someone to call and ask how there day was. Do you feel the same way?（我忍不住要对号入座：我就是有点疯狂、有点幽默、有点开放、有点sassy，有点小聪明。）

以下是他和我给出网站上问题的答案，用来测试匹配度。

第一问能接受的约会多久滚床单