中式英语 water，and water！（水，接着水！）

Hello,I am 412.Today is a water good day.I want to water in writings.

I like water very much.I short of day day water.

Have times I can look network little says.Look look he and he and he how to water in writings.

OK.Today my writings is finish.I am happy.

Bye bye！

译文：

大家好，我是412。今天是个灌水的好日子。我想要往我的文章里灌水。

我非常喜欢灌水。我几乎天天都要灌水。

有时候我会看网络小说。看看他们如何灌水。

好了。今天我的文章完成了。我很高兴。

拜拜了您嘞！