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Jared & Ivanka_ No Credentials N

Jared & Ivanka_ No Credentials N

作者: fei老师 | 来源:发表于2021-01-23 18:59 被阅读0次

    - [Narrator] Who has been the most valuable member  of the Trump team?  Sean Hannity? The My Pillow Guy?  Melania's noise canceling headphones?  Actually, that's a trick question .

    - [解说员]谁是特朗普团队中最有价值的成员?肖恩 · 汉尼提?我的枕头男?梅拉尼娅的消噪耳机?实际上,这是一个有陷阱的问题。

      The most important person in the Trump administration  isn't one person, it's a couple .

    特朗普政府中最重要的人不是一个人,而是一对夫妇。

      Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, no credentials necessary .

    伊万卡 · 特朗普和贾里德 · 库什纳不需要证书。

      Jared and Ivanka, or Jarvanka,  might've been Washington outsiders  when Trump won the election,  but they've had a world of experience  serving everyday Americans .

    当特朗普赢得大选时,贾里德和伊万卡,或者 Jarvanka,可能是华盛顿的局外人,但是他们有一个为普通美国人服务的世界。

      Ivanka sold them handbags and Jared evicted them .

    伊万卡卖给他们手袋,贾里德把他们赶走。

      Trump knew that Jarvanka was the couple  for the job, any job .

    特朗普知道贾万卡是这份工作的最佳人选,任何工作都可以。

      Ivanka became advisor to the president,  an important role in which she was tasked  with advising the president .

    伊万卡成为了总统的顾问,这是一个重要的角色,她的任务是为总统提供建议。

      Jared, meanwhile, had a bit more on his plate .

    与此同时,杰瑞德还有更多的事情要做。

      - [Reporter] Middle East peace, criminal justice reform,  the opioid crisis, reforming care for veterans,  lead adviser on relations with China, Mexico, Canada,  the Middle East, infrastructure, trade deals,  broadband policy and border wall construction .

    - [记者]中东和平,刑事司法改革,阿片类药物危机,改革退伍军人护理,与中国,墨西哥,加拿大,中东关系,基础设施,贸易协定,宽带政策和边境墙建设的首席顾问。

      - [Narrator] That's right, Jared Kushner was like  a Swiss Army Knife, if all the tools were nail clippers .

    没错,贾里德 · 库什纳就像一把瑞士军刀,如果所有的工具都是指甲刀的话。

      Though Jarvanka didn't get off  to the smoothest start in the world .

    尽管贾万卡并没有开启世界上最顺利的开始。

      Ivanka tried to use her new position to hawk jewelry,  while Jared had to redo his financial disclosure forms  more than 40 times .

    伊万卡试图利用她的新职位兜售珠宝,而贾里德则不得不重新填写40多次财务报表。

      The president even had to bend the rules  to get Jared and Ivanka their security clearances,  just because of the corrupt deep state FBI  were jealous of all the cool, foreign business contacts  Jared's had over the years .

    总统甚至不得不放弃规则,以获得贾里德和伊万卡的安全许可,只是因为腐败的联邦调查局嫉妒贾里德多年来所有酷的外国商业联系。

      But despite the odds stacked against them,  Jared and Ivanka took Washington by storm .

    但是,尽管机会渺茫,贾里德和伊万卡还是席卷了华盛顿。

      (upbeat music)  Did they have relevant experience? No .

    (欢快的音乐))他们有相关的经验吗? 没有。

      Where they qualified for their positions? No .

      But what did they accomplish? Yes .

      They hit the ground running .

      Jared got busy solving America's criminal, just, opioid,  Middle Eastern, China, Mex, Canada wall,  and Ivanka toured factories, visited spaceships,  and even performed science stuff .

      It's like that old saying, pics and it didn't happen .

      But it was on foreign affairs that Jarvanka really scored .

      Jared jetted off to Iraq to model the latest  from the Brooks Brothers Forever War Collection .

      He heroically preserved US-Saudi Arabia relations  after they had a little oopsie with an American journalist,  and he turned out to be the perfect person  to solve the conflict between Israel and Palestine .

      - [Reporter] I want to read you what he said .

      "I've been studying this now for three years .

      I've read 25 books on it" .

      - [Narrator] That's right, 25 books .

      Kushner had acquired a Goosebumps series worth of knowledge  and he was ready to put it to use .

      Meanwhile, Ivanka, she sat in her dad's chair  at a G20 Summit, so that's fun .

      Jarvanka did such a good job that in 2020,  President Trump gave Jared his most important job yet,  overseeing the government's response  to the Coronavirus pandemic .

      And Jared was ready to claim victory almost immediately .

      - I think you'll see by June a lot of the country  should be back to normal .

      And the hope is that by July  the country's really rocking again .

      (heavy rock music)  - [Narrator] But there was one issue where Jarvanka  really shined and that issue was themselves .

      - [Reporter] And brand new questions today  about Jared Kushner's real estate dealings .

      Last summer his property at 666 Fifth Avenue  got a much needed infusion of cash,  but where did it come from?  - China on April 6th, approved Ivanka Trump's patenting  for all of her brands to be sold in China,  the very day that she was having dinner, wining and dining  with the Chinese present at Mar-a-Lago .

      - [Reporter] Ivanka, particularly, is making millions  and millions of dollars while she's in office,  that Jared continues to oversee his real estate entities .

      So they are profiting .

      They're leveraging the presidency  so that they can get richer and richer .

      - [Narrator] And to think people say they have nothing  to show for the last four years .

      Jared and Ivanka did more for Jared and Ivanka  than any Jared and Ivanka in history .

      And when the haters tried to blame Ivanka  for white washing her dad's more controversial policies,  she had the perfect reply .

      - If being complicit is wanting to .

     .

     .

      Is wanting to be a force for good  and to make a positive impact, then I'm complicit .

      - [Narrator] You see, to Ivanka definitions of words  are like tax laws, they're just suggestions .

      Where Jarvanka end up after the White House  is anyone's guess .

      Will they settle into a beach side resort in Florida,  the family villa in New Jersey, or perhaps an island retreat  off the coast of Manhattan?  Wherever they go they will be taking with them  four years of being in the White House  and saying things and going places  and other government-y things .

      Jared and Ivanka, we thank you for your service .

      Whatever it was .

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