Cooking

Woman: Cooking for me is more than just flavors and ratios and presentation. It's a meditation on life and the journey we all take as a bowl full of ingredients on this stove called earth. 

Woman: Hi! I'm Cookie and this is my boyfriend Anwar. Thanks for watching my Top Chef submission video.

Man: That girl cannot cook.

Woman: I try to infuse my creations with the same love and care as I was a child. To me there's no difference between having a baby and frying an omelet. There's like a little piece of you in each one.

Man: On our first date, she brought homemade cookies. I ate one and I got eco life.

Woman: There's something about feeding people. I feel like by nourishing them, I'm nourishing my own soul. Their satisfaction is my satisfaction.

Man: After my birthday dinner if you want to call it that, I got these really bad headaches. I couldn't poop right, so I went to the doctor and he said two words: brain parasites.

Woman: When I put on an apron, it's like I was born for this.

Man: The doctor said if I continued eating her cooking, my organs would shut down one by one and my bodily fluids would leave every pore in my body at once and I will die. 

Man: I would feed the food to the dog but that would be animal cruelty. At this point I'd rather eat the dog’s food. I actually do.

Woman: What are you doing?

Man: I was just using the restroom.

Woman: Seriously, this is the fifth time you've left the toilet seat up. God! You're disgusting! You're a slob! You're unhygienic! You're just gross! I know you love my cooking and I love you, but I just can't do this anymore, okay?

Man: Are you breaking up with me?

Woman: You can keep the food I left you in the fridge. This is it.

Man: No baby! Don't go! Come back! Yes! I can eat whatever I want! I can eat whatever I want! Whoa!

女人:对我来说，烹饪不仅仅是口味、比例和呈现。它是一次关于人生和旅途的冥想，我们把这次旅途当做一个装满各种食材的大碗，放进这个被称为世界的烤箱里。

女人:大家好!我叫琦琦，这是我男朋友安瓦尔。感谢观看我在《顶级厨师》提交的视频。

男人：那个女孩不会做饭。

女人:我试着在我的创作中注入和我小时候一样的爱心与关心。对我来说，生孩子和煎蛋卷没什么区别。似乎每个角色身上都有我的影子。

男人：我们第一次约会时，她带了自制饼干。我吃了一个，然后就过上了“环保”的生活。

女人:关于做饭的问题。我感觉是在通过滋养他们，在滋养自己的灵魂。他们的满意就是我的满意。

男人:在我的生日晚餐之后，如果你想这么称呼这顿饭的话，我头疼得很厉害。我无法正常排便，所以我去看医生，医生只说了两个字:脑部寄生虫。

女人:当我系上围裙的时候，我感觉我就是为此而生的。

男人：医生说如果我继续吃她做的东西，我的器官会一个接一个地停止工作，我的体液会立刻从我身体的每个毛孔里流出来，我会死的。

男人:我会把食物喂狗，但那会是对动物的一种虐待。此时此刻，我宁愿吃狗粮。事实上，我的确这样做了。

女人:你在干什么?

男人:我只是在上厕所。

女人:说真的，这已经是你第五次没有把马桶坐垫放下来了。天啊! 你太恶心了! 你这个笨蛋! 你太不卫生的! 你好恶心! 我知道你喜欢我做的菜，我也爱你，但我真的不能再这样下去了，好吗?

男人：你要和我分手吗?

女人：你可以留下我为你放在冰箱里的食物。就这样吧。

男人:不，宝贝! 不要走! 回来! 太好了! 我终于可以想吃什么就吃什么了! 我终于可以想吃什么就吃什么了! 哇塞!