从小就喜欢花花草草的,那时候每到夏天,就会在我家院子的花坛里种满各种花,花种都是自己跟同学要的。后来结婚了有了自己的家,开始养各种绿植,窗台上,地上,架子上,到处都是花。也许是天生的悟性高(自恋一下),啥花都养的挺好(继续自恋)。谁知道,年龄大了,体质也不好了,突然就对花粉过敏了,无奈,一盆一盆的送人了,最后只剩下那些不开花的。
同学里有一个养肉的,天天晒她的肉,那时候就觉得这种东西真好看,颜色真招人稀罕。于是,淘宝第一次买了六棵:初恋、黑王子、虹之玉、黄丽、八千代、白手指,花了三十多块钱(现在一想想,那时候被坑了)。等快递打开以后,我扎心了,这是啥东西啊,虾米大,跟图片上也不一样啊,算了,凑合栽下吧。后来跟同学探讨,她说多肉都不大,乱七八糟的给我讲了一堆的东西,好吧,那就好好养着吧。
开始时,也不是很上心,两三天浇浇水。正好赶上五一放假,要出去好几天,怕晒着,还特意浇足了水,放到了阴凉的地方,现在一想,这些肉真是命大,居然没死。等我回家后,看见六盆肉都窜得老高的,还挺高兴呢。赶紧拍了照片给同学显摆显摆,结果一顿臭骂。从此,我开始关注公众号,加交流群。不知道什么时候开始,每天早上第一件事是看肉,晚上睡觉前最后一件事是看肉,同学说我完了,要入坑了。然后就是钱越来越少,家里地方越来越小,快递越来越多,老公越来越唠叨(媳妇又买花了,还有地方吗?),不过,我一个眼神他就老实了!哇哈哈哈哈哈!
后来阳台上是这样的

再后来

现在





好了,来一些对比图吧!

















还有好多没有照的,那就来欣赏一下现在的吧








养肉前我觉得好女不过百,现在我觉得娶媳妇就得娶胖的,壮门面对不对!所以我不但把肉都养胖了,也把自己养的肥肥的。下一步,肉继续胖,我就随意发挥了!
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