#1 - This feelsgreat! 好舒服~
- But I could totally attack her right now. 但我明明可以现在咬她的。
- No, no. Just relax and enjoy it. 算了算了，让我好好享受这一刻~
- I'm so weak! 啊，这是懦弱的表现！不能忍！还是咬吧！
#2 - I help my blind friend navigate the city. （导盲犬）我是盲人朋友穿梭城市的导航仪。
- I make sure the airport is safe. （警犬）我确保机场的安全。
- I eat shoes. （吊丝犬）我咬鞋玩。
#3 - It's just someone walking by. No need to panic. 只是有人路过而已，别慌！
- Everyone just stay calm. 大家保持镇定。
- STAY CALM ! 保~~持~~镇~~定~~
#4 - I wonder if this will bounce. 介个可不可以弹起来呢？
- Maybe that one will. 可能辣个可以吧...
#5 - Pet me. 快宠我！
- With your eyes! 只许用眼睛！
#6 - I can't wait to turn into a butterfly! 我已经迫不及待想要变成蝴蝶啦！
- Yeah, me too. 嗯呢嗯呢，我也是~
#7 - (sniff sniff) （闻 闻）
- mmm. butts. 呀，真好。屁屁的味道~
#8 - Ipukedin the kitchen. 我吐在厨房里了。
- Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐呀！
#9 - So you're going to sleep through the entire winter? 你打算把整个冬天都睡过去吗？
- Yep. 没错。
- You're my hero. 你就是我的英雄啊！
#10 - Why must wepoopon their cars? 我们为森么要往他们车上拉屎呀？
- My dad did it. 我爸这么干。
- My dad's dad did it. 我爸他爸也这么干。
- And I'm not one to break tradition. 我可不想成为那只打破传统的不孝之鸽。
宠物的世界，你不懂
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