如何面对过年亲戚朋友问有没对象？

亲友同学最爱问的这句：

"Are you seeing anyone?"

“你有对象/男票/女票吗？”

普通青年这么答：

1. "No."

“没有。”

2. "I'm dating around."

“一直在相亲。”

3. "I'm not tied down yet."

“还没遇到合适的。”

4. "I've been dating someone for a bit, but I can't say for sure she is the one."

“见过几个人，但都觉得不太合适。”

逗比青年这么答：

1. "Yes, and he's already got two kids of his own, so you'll get those grandchildren you've been waiting for!"

“有男友啊，他已经有两个孩子了。你不是一直想要外孙吗，这下你的愿望可以一步到位了！”

2. "Not exactly...I just joined a cult where we don't believe in any sort of lasting, committed relationships. We just use one another to keep the population populated."

“也不算有吧。。。我最近加入了一个教派，我们教的人都不相信人能有持久忠贞的感情。所以关于繁衍的问题，我们都跟自己人内部解决了，正好也可以扩大教众。”

3. "I see people all the time. I'm seeing you right now!"

“我一直在跟各种‘对象’见面啊，你不也是我见面的对象之一嘛！”

4. "Actually, I've found paper folding and basket weaving to be a better use of my time. Those are two of my new favorite hobbies, you know, since I'm single."

“讲真，我觉得折纸和编花篮是打发时间的好途径。你知道吗，自单身以来，我就喜欢上这两个爱好了。”

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