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这批90后已经不敢体检了

这批90后已经不敢体检了

作者: 会唱歌的灰姑娘 | 来源:发表于2019-02-28 09:06 被阅读0次

    微博上有一个段子:

    “妈妈劝我不要再抽烟喝酒了,不然体检的时候一定会查出病来的。听从了妈妈的话,我就再也没去体检过。”

    面对体检时的这种“鸵鸟心态”,戳中了不少人:

    “没事绝对不体检,就怕一检查全身都是病。”

    There was a joke on weibo:

    "Mother advised me not to smoke and drink again, or the time of physical examination will be found out the disease. I did what my mother told me, and I never had a physical again.

    Faced with this "ostrich mentality" during the physical examination, many people were stabbed:

    "Have no matter absolute don't physical examination, afraid a check whole body is a disease.

    来自浙江的吴女士,26岁,长期熬夜饮食作息不规律,平时的感冒也都是马虎对待,体检时检察出心脏二尖瓣脱垂,开胸锯骨修复,年纪轻轻就住在ICU

    只是在那个时候恐怕才知道什么是 年轻

    Ms wu, 26, from zhejiang province, has been staying up late for a long time, eating and sleeping irregularly, and has been careless with her common cold. During the physical examination, she was found to have mitral valve prolapse and bone repair by thoracotomy. She has lived in the ICU since she was young

    Only at that time I am afraid to know what is young

    同样来自杭州的一位25岁的朱女士,工作体检时,原以为自己很健康可以顺利的通过体检,没想到,医院通知让她复检,由于大学生活里的每天不按时吃饭,长期吃垃圾食品,不按时睡觉导致中度贫血,错过了月薪八千的工作,只能接受在医院的治疗。

    Also from hangzhou, a 25-year-old ms zhu, physical examination work, thought that oneself is healthy can smoothly through the physical, unexpectedly, hospital notice to her the re-inspection, because do not eat on time every day in the university life, eating junk food for a long time, don't go to bed on time lead to moderate anemia, missed the monthly salary of eight thousand work, can only be treated in the hospital

    还有一位女生,从华北大学毕业了就一直在外面打工,26岁那年突然发现脖子上有一个结节,去了医院体检得知是甲状腺结节4A级别。而他的老公,30岁,被诊断出动脉硬化,当诊断结果出现时医生都不敢相信,反复对他诊断检查了很久,医生说年纪比他大的都不会得动脉硬化这种病。

    别忘了,90后恐怕真的已经不再年轻了

    There is also a girl who has been working outside since she graduated from north China university. When she was 26 years old, she suddenly found a nodule on her neck. And his husband, 30, was diagnosed with arteriosclerosis, and when the diagnosis came out, the doctor couldn't believe it, and repeatedly diagnosed and examined him for a long time, and the doctor said that no one older than him would get arteriosclerosis.

    Don't forget, I'm afraid the post-90s generation is no longer young

    来自成都的一位陈先生,27岁,日常办公室的主管经理,平时真的是怎么吃都不胖类型,大概知道自己的不胖体质,在日常工作结束,便时常伴朋友陪客户胡吃海喝。直到有一天拿到了自己的一份体检,被医生诊断为脂肪肝。恐怕她怎么也想不到,身高175.体重50KG的他,竟然会是脂肪肝。

    瘦子的好处就是怎么吃都不长肉,确定不体检吗?

    Chen, 27, is a supervisor and manager of the daily office from chengdu. He is not fat in any way he eats. He probably knows that he is not fat. Until one day I got a physical examination and was diagnosed as fatty liver. I'm afraid she could never have imagined that he, 175 in height and 50KG in weight, would have fatty liver.

    The advantage of thin son is how to eat not to grow a flesh namely, be sure not check-up?

    有一个朋友,08年那场非典,一时赶时髦卖了个口罩,结果18年才被用上。之前被四家三甲医院误诊,持续了一场从三月份咳嗽一直咳嗽到十二月份的事件。在中途经历了呼吸困难,后背刺痛又被医院误诊慢性咽炎最后吐血两个月最终在第五家医院里被诊断为可能是肺部感染,肺结核,肺癌。

    后来才知道,大部分得肺结核的有30岁的90后,当然,年纪最小的只有17岁。

    什么时候开始,就连呼吸都不安全了?

    There is a friend, the SARS in 2008, a fad to sell a mask, the results of 18 years to be used. It was previously misdiagnosed by four third-tier and first-tier hospitals, and continued a cough from march to December. In the middle of the journey, I experienced dyspnea, backache, which was misdiagnosed by the hospital as chronic pharyngitis and finally vomiting blood for two months. Finally, I was diagnosed as lung infection, tuberculosis and lung cancer in the fifth hospital.

    It turned out that most of the people with TB were in their 30s and 90s, and the youngest was 17.

    Since when is it unsafe to breathe?

    体检,真的比相亲重要。

    如果爱她,给她买份保险吧,或者带她做体检吧。

    从头到尾,从上到下,从里到内。

    结果真的很可能会是你无法接受的残局。

    当然,90后们,少吃多运动,禁止熬夜。

    你,听明白了吗?

    Physical examination is more important than blind date.

    If you love her, buy her an insurance policy or take her for a medical check-up.

    From start to finish, from top to bottom, from inside to inside.

    The result is likely to be something you can't live with.

    Of course, the post-90s generation, eat less and exercise more, and forbid staying up late.

    Do you understand?

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