请速拿去套路你的意中人

可以帮我买包盐吗，为什么，因为我们的关系变淡了。

Can you buy me a package of salt? Why, because our relationship has faded.

我觉得你会喜欢喝醉的我，为什么，因为我有好多喜欢你的话想对你说。

I think you will like me being drunk, why, because I have a lot of things I like to say to you.

知道我有什么缺点吗，不知道，缺点你啊。

Do you know what my shortcomings are? I don't know, the shortcomings are you.

我最近有点忙，忙什么，忙着喜欢你啊。

I'm a bit busy lately. What are you busy? I like you so busy.

我想找你谈点事情，谈什么？想和你谈个恋爱。

I want to talk to you about something, what to talk about, and want to have a relationship with you.

你以后能不能不要乱丢东西，我丢什么了，丢下我了。

Can you stop throwing things away in the future? What did I lose? Leave me behind.

我觉得我特别辛苦，怎么了，每天都要忍着偷偷想你。

I think I'm very hard, what's wrong, I have to endure thinking of you secretly every day.

我可以亲口对你说晚安吗，可以啊，那先亲口再说。

Can I say goodnight to you in person? Yes, I'll say it in person first.