Women pee sitting down because we don't have peanuts.
女生坐着尿尿，因为我们没有小鸡鸡。
Mom, why do I have a peanut?
妈，为什么我有小鸡鸡？
Why doesn't a girl have one?
为什么女生没有呢？
Men and women have different bodies.
男生跟女生的身体不一样。
Men have willies while women don't have them.
男生有小鸡鸡，女生则没有。
Men are big while women are small.
男生块头大，相反地女生的则小。
I want to be strong like my dad.
我想变得跟爸比一样强。
金句
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