小心有狗

一个异乡人走进一个家小乡村商店时，他注意到有一个警示牌挂在玻璃门上看到玻璃门上贴着的一个告示牌上写着，上面写着：“危险，小心有狗！”

走进里面进去后，他发现，有一只无害的老狗趴在收银机旁边的地上，正在睡觉。

“这就是那只应该小心的狗吗？”他问店主。

“对的，就是他。”店主答复。

陌生人禁不住被逗乐了：“实在看不出他对我是什么危险，您究竟为什么要贴这块牌子呢？”

“因为，”店主解释：“我立这块牌子之前，人们总是绊到他。”

Beware of dog

As a stranger went intoentered a little country store,  He noticed that a sign warning" Dangerous, beware of the dog." posted on the glass door.

Inside he noticed that there are a harmless old dog asleep on the floor  near beside the  cash register.

" Is that the dog we  should folks are suppose to beware of?" He asked the owner.

" Yes it's him." The owner replied.

The stranger couldn't help to but be amazed." It doesn't That certainly doesn't look like a  Dangerous dog to me.  Why in a world would you post this sign?"

" Because," the owner explained," Before I posted this sign,  People keep kept tripping over the dog."

温柔的店主。