谁吃了我的爆米花

作者: 8aa5eefc8e50 | 来源:发表于2020-02-19 12:11 被阅读0次

    一男的赶集买了一只鸭子,路过电影院准备看场电影,可看门的说不能带鸭子进电影院,他穿了一条肥裤子,就把鸭子藏到裤裆内进了电影院。

    电影开始后,鸭子在裤裆内闷的直动,他就把拉链打开,让鸭头露在外面,鸭子就不动了。

    旁边坐着一对情侣,一边吃零食一边看电影,女孩突然对男孩悄悄说:我旁边坐个变态,他把那玩意儿掏出来了。

    男孩说:别瞅他,就装没看见。

    女孩对男孩说:我不能装看不见,他那玩意儿在吃我的爆米花

    A guy bought a duck from the market, on his way home he wanted to watch a movie. But the security said he can't take his duck inside. He was wearing loose pants so he hid the duck under his pants and went into the cinema.

    After the movie started, the duck was suffocating and struggle to get out. The man opened the zip and take the duck head out so it can breathe

    Next to the man was a couple, the girl is eating popcorn.

    Suddenly, the girl said to the guy " The guy next to me is a psychopath, he just took his private part out"

    "Just pretend you did not see it," the boyfriend said.

    "Well I can't, it is eating my popcorn" his girlfriend replied.

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