我今天真的是，无力吐槽了。整天面对着办公室里的小妖精小婊砸们共同奋斗不说，重点是160条热线的概率我竟然都是0中，说好的筷子上还剩下的肉丝呢？可惜，就不想提今天的工作了
I am really helpless and unable to speak out today. All day long, I have to face the goblin colleagues in the office to work together, and the key point is that the probability of 160 hotlines is zero. What about the remaining shredded meat on the agreed chopsticks? Unfortunately, I don't want to talk about today's work
烟台的这个小天气，从来都不管你什么心情，大晴天大太阳天空飘着雪花，然后就越下越大让你无法回家，不，是不想回家
前几天他的小车充电器坏掉了，然后没办法送我去公司，我每天都要八点出去准时跟着老头老太太们挤公车大战，但是44路车真的非常不给力，我八点成功上的车，他八点半坐18路然后八点四十就到我公司附近，但是44路却硬生生的堵在了北马路，然后导致了每次下雪即使我七点起床八点出门然后九点依然无法到达公司，导致我一个月迟到五次！！！！
This small weather in Yantai never cares what your mood is. There are snowflakes floating in the sun and sky on a sunny day, and then the bigger it gets, the more you can't go home. No, you don't want to go home.
A few days ago, his car charger broke down and he couldn't take me to the company. I had to go out at 8 o'clock every day to rush the bus with the old men and women, but the bus no 44 was really not powerful. he took the no 18 bus at 8: 30 and then arrived near our company at 8: 40, but the bus no 44 was abruptly blocked in the north road, causing snow every time even if I got up at 7 o'clock and went out at 8 o'clock and still couldn't get to the company, causing me to be late five times a month.
于是，每次下雪，他都会提前早点起床为我准备早餐，然后我会提前出门，有时候他会说，你等一下我，我要跟你一起走，我会一脸嫌弃，因为他真的很慢啊，每次我都会说你快点啊来不及了44路要走了，虽然我们也想都坐18路，但是有时候18路也是心情好的时候同时两辆车，心情不好时候两个小时都没有一辆，突然感觉中国公交车不像外国人说的那样多，这明显是中国的公交车不够用啊！
Therefore, every time it snows, he will get up early to prepare breakfast for me, and then I will go out early. Sometimes he will say, you wait for me, I want to go with you, and I will have a look of disapproval, because he is really slow. Every time I will say that you are too late for the 44th bus. Although we also want to take the 18th bus, sometimes the 18th bus is not available for two hours when we are in a good mood. Suddenly, it feels like there are not as many buses in China as foreigners say. This is obviously not enough buses in China.
前几天吵架然后惹我不高兴，一顿的跑去FB各种宣泄，我承认当我愤怒的时候确实是会去各大平台吐槽，甚至会去国际专档毕竟我还是个小记者，但是绝对没有滥用私权，毕竟我报道的都是实时国际新闻而且我都是以当事人身份去发布，当然我不止是吐槽了他十条街，我是吐槽了他整个北半球，吐槽到了阿拉伯半岛，他大概那时候每天都是请求我删除帖子
我会被小恩小惠给轻易的贿赂吗？答案当然不可能。然后每天他都会问你想要什么礼物？金子好吗？我对着他的胸口猛锤，金子！金子！每次都是金子！我才不要金子！然后他就会说，哦不不，好看的衣服，口红可以吗？迪奥香水可以吗？
A few days ago, I quarreled with each other and then made me unhappy. I ran to FB to vent all kinds of anger. I admitted that when I was angry, I would indeed go to major platforms and even to international archives. After all, I was a small reporter, but I never abused my private rights. After all, I reported real-time international news and I released it as a client. Of course, I did not just spit on his ten streets. I spit on his whole northern hemisphere and spit on the Arabian Peninsula. He probably asked me to delete posts every day at that time.
Will I be bribed easily by small favors? Of course not. Then every day he asks what gift you want? How about gold? I hammered him in the chest, gold! Gold! Every time is gold! I don't want gold! Then he would say, oh, no, no, good clothes, lipstick is ok? Is Dior perfume okay?
其实经过了无数次激烈争吵后，总算在年前解决了宗教矛盾问题，他终于答应了永生永世都不再跟我说关于宗教的事情，这让我很欣慰，总算没有宗教矛盾了。他享受他自己国家的风俗，我也享受本土风情，互不干扰的感觉真的是让人非常舒服
In fact, after numerous fierce quarrels, he finally solved the problem of religious conflicts years ago. He finally promised not to tell me anything about religion for ever. This made me very pleased, and finally there was no religious conflict. He enjoys the customs of his own country, and I also enjoy the local customs. The feeling of not interfering with each other is really very comfortable.
昨晚他跟我说，很快就是新年了，删除那些负面新闻好吗？以后做我的甜心小公主，不要再生气了，你生气的时候喜欢乱跑，但是我手里拿着太多的东西我没办法抓住你，我只能跟着你盯着你不让你逃跑
上次他说他的头发长了需要剪发，然后我们就去了超市购物买了一些鸡肉，对啊，外国人不可能买猪肉的呢！路过了一个十元剪发的店，然后我说你在这里剪发吧，接着我跟发型师说剪得短一点就可以。
最后就是发型师剃掉了他所有的，并不是所有的头发，实际上只在头顶留了一些头发，其他的地方全部剃光了。剪完之后他就对着我说，是你让她给我剪成这样的？我当时忍住了没有笑，我生气的说我以后永远都不带你去剪发，你自己去跟发型师沟通好了，再见。
接着我就甩了他两条街，是的，他推着购物车刚结完账拎着很多东西，而我扬长而去将他丢在了千里之外。但是他有一项特异功能，每次我生气都会跑掉让他根本找不到，紧接着他就会用二十连杀疯狂打给我，当然我会拒接的，目前有一次最高纪录达到了拒接99次到最后我手机没电。
总之，我生气的时候可能真的是连自己都害怕，但是不知道为什么，他总会找到我，当我正在慢慢控制自己的心情让自己停止愤怒然后他就会出现我身后，我经常会吓一跳然后让他滚远一点，他就会用他的大猩猩手臂，是的，一点也不夸张，直接就揽住了我然后说，扛着你回家，你总是不听话。我家七楼，大部分他都是扛着我回家的，然后还会说，根本没有长肉但是好沉啊，我说你说谁？他说哦不，他可能最近胖了应该多锻炼了
He told me last night that it will soon be New Year's Day. Will you delete those negative news? After being my sweetheart princess, don't be angry any more. You like to run around when you are angry, but I can't catch you with too many things in my hand. I can only follow you and stare at you and don't let you run away.
Last time he said that his hair grew and needed to be cut, then we went to the supermarket to buy some chicken. Yes, foreigners can't buy pork. I passed a ten-yuan haircut shop, and then I said you should cut your hair here, and then I told the hairdresser to cut it shorter.
Finally, the hairdresser shaved off all his hair, not all his hair. In fact, he only left some hair on the top of his head and shaved off all the rest. After cutting, he said to me, did you ask her to cut me like this? I refrained from laughing at that time. I said angrily that I would never take you to cut your hair, and you should communicate with the stylist yourself. Goodbye.
Then I dumped him on two streets. Yes, he was pushing the shopping cart and carrying a lot of things just after the bill was finished, and I roared off and left him thousands of miles away. But he has a special function. Every time I get angry, I run away and he can't find it. Then he will call me with 20 consecutive killings. Of course, I will refuse to accept. At present, there is a record of refusing to accept 99 times until the end of the day, my mobile phone has no electricity.
In a word, I may be really afraid of myself when I am angry, but I don't know why, he will always find me. When I am slowly controlling my mood to stop my anger and then he will appear behind me, I will often get a fright and then let him roll away. He will use his gorilla arm. Yes, it's no exaggeration to hold me directly and then say, carrying you home, you are always disobedient. On the seventh floor of my house, most of him carried me home, and then he would say, there is no meat at all but it's heavy. Who do you say? He said, " Oh, no, he may have gained weight recently. He should exercise more."
元旦，你们会放假吗？
有没有小伙伴跟我一样加班无假期的呢？
尽情享受你们的假期吧！
珍惜跟家人团聚的日子，提前祝你们元旦假期愉快，吃好喝好
On New Year's Day, will you have a holiday?
Are there any friends who work overtime without holidays like me?
Enjoy your vacation!
Cherish the day of reunion with your family and wish you a happy New Year's Day holiday ahead of schedule and a good meal.
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