“特别奶思的憨憨酷拽句”
摘自 斌斌文案馆
Do not participate in any network disputes, if you scold me, I will shut down
梦想还是要有的，要不然你喝多了跟别人聊啥？
Dreams are still necessary, or else you drink too much to talk to others?
我希望你们平时注意一点，别看我很好说话的样子就随便乱说话，你要真把我惹生气了，我就找你处对象
I hope you usually pay attention to it. Don’t just talk nonsense when I’m good at talking. If you really make me angry, I will find you
我这么好相处，你自己处不好心里没数吗？
I'm so easy to get along with, don't you know how badly you are?
很喜欢秋天，跟谈恋爱一样，早晚都凉
I like autumn very much, just like falling in love, it will be cold sooner or later
我能想到最浪漫的事，就是你喝下1升沐浴露后吐泡泡给我看
The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles to show me after drinking 1 liter of shower gel
我这人从来不睡觉，如果我没回你，我就是在装睡
I never sleep, if I don’t get back to you, I’m just pretending to sleep
你特别像小孩子你知道吗？我不是说你幼稚，更没说你可爱，我只是说你特别像我儿子
You look like a kid, do you know? I’m not saying you are naive, let alone cute, I’m just saying that you are very much like my son
人生在世三万天，有酒有肉小神仙
Living for 30,000 days, a little fairy with wine and meat
你有你的诗和远方，我有我的懒惰和嚣张
You have your poems and the distance, I have my laziness and arrogance
我会永远生猛下去，什么也锤不了我
I will live forever, nothing can beat me
发量和发际线是我一生的污点
Hair volume and hairline are the stains of my life
流浪在诗人的旅途夜色遥不可及
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