老板，来五个花生

今天在我最爱的奶茶店买了杯珍珠奶茶，转身走时听到旁边一男的说: "要五个花生，刚吃完饭吃不了那么多”

我就想真是生活处处奇葩，接着他又说：“再来三个芝麻好了！”

我瞬间石化，出了门马上跟男友惊叹：“这年头花生芝麻都按个卖的了！”

男友无语，看着我道：“人家要的是元宵！”

I was getting a cup of bubble tea in my favorite dessert shop when I heard a guy next to me said:

"5 peanuts, just had lunch and still full."

I got curious, who will sell 5 peanuts.

"Yeah maybe 3 sesame as well."

I was shocked and can't wait to tell my boyfriend how funny it is that we can buy just 1 peanut or sesame these days.

My boyfriend was also shocked: darling, they are selling dumpling balls.

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