Fred: Wake up!
Jane: I just had the strangest dream.
Fred: It wasn't a dream… Sweetie.
Jane:Fred ?Why do I feel bloated? My God. You sent me to hell?
Fred: Relax. Your soul entered a recently vacated vessel. Your old body…
Jane: No, No, no. I'm going back to sleep, and when I wake up…
Fred: Her name… now your name is Jene.
Jane :This doesn't work for me. I've never been more than a size 2, and that's only 'cause of the freshman, which is why I quit community college. So, who do I have to talk to?
Fred: Look on the bright side… You are alive. And not only do you get Jean's body, but you get her brains, too. Her I.Q. is of the charts.
佛瑞德：醒醒！
简：我刚刚做了个超怪的梦。
佛瑞德：那不是梦，亲爱的。
简：弗瑞德，我怎么觉得肿肿的？我的天，你送我下地狱了吗？
佛瑞德：放轻松。你的灵魂进入了一个刚空出来的躯壳，你原本的身体……
简：不不不！我要继续睡，等我醒来之后……
佛瑞德：她的名字……现在也是你的名字，叫做简。
简：这样不行！我身材从来没有超过2号，最重的时候，是因为大学压力大，所以我才休学。我应该找谁申诉？
佛瑞德：往好的方面想……你还活着， 而且你不只有简的身体，还有她的脑子，她的智商出奇的好。
——《美女上错身》（Drop Dead Diva）
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