毕业季找工作?!

作者: 生活能力九级残障人士 | 来源:发表于2017-07-18 13:39 被阅读0次

           小编我也是刚高中毕业的学生,看朋友们都去找工作了就想试试,不想居然没人收我。突然明白赚钱不易,连工作都找不到。

    总之大多数与商家只有三句对话                                                                                                                                 我:“您好,请问一下,你们招工吗?”                                                                                                                      老板:“不招”                                                                                                                                                      我:“好的谢谢。”

    假装听不见版                                                                                                                                                     我:“请问一下,你们招工吗?”                                                                                                                                老板:“什么啊?”                                                                                                                                              我:“招工!”                                                                                                                                                            老板:“招什么?”                                                                                                                                                   我   。。。

    推托责任版                                                                                                                                                        我:“您好,请问招工吗?”                                                                                                                                        店小二:“我不清楚,这是老板的名片,你可以问问他。”                                                                                        拨通老板电话                                                                                                                                                 我:“喂,您好,请问你们招工吗?”                                                                                                                          老板:“不招,嘟嘟嘟。。。”

    意见不一致版                                                                                                                                                       我:“您好,请问招工吗?”                                                                                                                                        老板娘:“不招!”                                                                                                                                                     老板:“招!”                                                                                                                                                              老板娘:“嗯?”                                                                                                                                                          老板:“不招不招。"

    被狗赶出来版                                                                                                                                                            我推门而入:“您好,请。。。。。。”                                                                                                                          一只泰迪扑过来"汪!汪!汪!”                                                                                                                               吓得我赶紧关门

    新人请支持!!!谢谢

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