旁白：A man came to buy melons
华强：Man, how much is this melon?
摊主：Two yuan a kilo.
华强：（What’up ）Fuck, is the melon skin made of gold, or is the melon particle made of gold?
摊主：Look, where are the melons now? These are all melons in the greenhouse. You're too expensive and I'm too expensive.
华强：Is this melon cooked?
摊主：I run a fruit stall. Can I sell you raw melons and eggs?
华强：Let me ask you, is this melon cooked?
摊主：You're making a mistake, aren't you? Do you want it!
华强：Pick one for me
摊主：OK，how about this？
华强：I must have your melon cooked. What if it's not familiar?
摊主：Hey, if I'm not familiar with it, I'll eat it myself. Are you satisfied?
15 Jin, 30 yuan.
华强：How can you get 15 Jin? You have a problem.
摊主：You TM deliberately find fault, don't you?
Do you want it? Do you want it?
华强：Magnet, besides what you said, if the melon is raw, you can swallow it yourself.
摊主：You TM chop my melon, don't you?
生异形的哥们：Kill, kill.
路人:Hua Qiang, eh Hua Qiang
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