Mom:
Looking at him breaks my heart
Poor Little guy, all alone
I don’t see why his brother Can’t sit with him
Dad:
Come on Marie
When you were in high school would you Have lunch with the nine year old
Mom:
Yes I would have
Dad:
Well,there was something wrong with you
Mom:
I’m gonna keep him company
Dad:
Think this through, right now The kids are just ignoring him
What happens if he is sitting with his mommy
Mom:
They could mistake me for a senior
Well，I look younger than you
Dad:
Just Give This time，all right？
It‘ll work itself out
My mom never understood that I actually enjoyed being alone
Solitude allowed me to think about important things
As opposed to less important things
Like how many grapes my brother can fit in his mouth
"hell is other people"That’s humorous because it’s true
Mom:
Something wrong?
Missy:
How come math is easy for Sheldon and hard for me?
Mom:
I don’t know Honey,but you have your own gifts
Missy:
like what?
Mom:
well,like...You have very pretty hair
Missy:
true
Mom:
Georgie ,Would you do me a tiny favor?
Georgie:
like what?
Mom:
Tomorrow at launch would you mind sitting with your brother?
Missy:
don't do it,Georgie
Mom:
You stay out of it
Missy:
I ate with him in second grade
It really hurt my social life
Mom:
Why are you such a brat
Missy:
Maybe I’m crying for attention
Mom:
This isn’t a joke young lady
Yes your brother may be smart
But he doesn’t have a friend in the world
I’m sorry but I am very worried about him
Missy:
Nice going you’re making mom a Nervous wreck
You don’t have any friends and she is beside herself
shelton：
But I’m fine without friends
Missy:
I don’t know what to tell you
She said that it’s your fault
Sisters are the worst
When you are Three foot 10 and in high school
Home to the original information super highway
laboratory stuff：
What can I get for you today
shelton：
Nothing fun today I need to learn how to make a friend
laboratory stuff：
Honey you having a hard time adjusting to high school
It’s been around a while but it’s still quite popular
The three sharpest arrows in my quiver
Thus begin the greatest challenge of my young life
shelton：
I do admired your thick head of hair
Well I’m practicing the principles in this book
I know mom is concerned that I don’t have any friends
So I’m determined to remedy this situation
Do you feel complemented when I say your name
The book says you should George
Thank you for your criticism
It also says I should praise any improvements that you have made
I’ll get back to you
shelton(to billy)：
I am interested in you
Would like to encourage you to talk about yourself
you have the floor
girl：
Are you one of those special ed kids
shelton:
My mom says I’m special
Would you like to be friends
girl：
I don’t think so
shelton:
Hello did you watch any sports programs over the weekend
Missy:
I don’t need to be good at math I have beautiful hair
shelton:
That’s the saddest thing I have ever heard
Missy:
Didn’t you already read that book
shelton:
I clearly missed something
I couldn’t find one person who want to be my friend
Missy:
Did you look at the card inside
shelton:
That’s just other people who checked out the book
Missy:
It’s list of losers like you who can’t find a friend
So they are desperate and you’ll have their names
Mom:
So your father tell me you’ve been reading a new book
shelton:
I am it’s about how to make friends
Mom:
Is that something you are interested in
shelton:
Well the principles in the book didn’t work for me at all
Although dad does like being called George over and over again
Mom:
So you might give that a try
Baby you don’t have to go to any trouble for me
shelton:
But I do like doing things for you you are a nice lady
But I realized that I find other people who checked out the book,they’d be looking for friends
Missy thought of it
I’m as surprised as you are
shelton:
Are you there any chance Espinoza
teacher A:
And why is that your business
teacher A:
I just assumed you were looking to make a friend
That was a long time ago I had just gotten out of a very difficult relationship
I give that man three years over my life
shelton:
I don’t know what that means
teacher A:
It means men are lying dogs only interested in one thing
A quick glass across the room and casual hand on the shoulder
It’s all romance and the flowers in the beginning
shelton:
I’m seeking people who want to make friends
teacher B:
I wasn’t interested in friends
I took out the book to help me become school principal
What I am interested in is in living long enough to see women no longer treated like Second class citizens
principal:
Don’t date someone from work
She likes to say I stole her innocence
I was never the same after we broke up
But some people don’t want to be satisfied
shelton:
I found to make a single friends
That’s sucks I have a tough time making friends too
Tam:
My parents pressure me about making friends all the time
shelton:
So you understand what I’m going through
I Read that book it is excellent
Supposed to make people happier why
I was just thinking some of my teachers might benefit from it
shelton:
Speaking of which you will be happy to know I made a friend today
mom:
It’s a human being it’s a warm body
shelton:
I was wondering when I could continue on my Rocketry hobby
Dad:
We’ve been through this
You can build them you just can’t launch them
shelton:
It was just something I was hoping to do with my new friend
Dad:
I thought we were being cool
mom:
Why don’t you invite your new Buddy over for dinner
shelton:
My mom asked me to ask you if you would like to join us for dinner
dad:
Sure you know I spend A Little time over there
shelton:
Why would you think you knew his mom
mom:
I decided I was gonna make you a real Texas dinner
Feel free to say in your head
That’s supposed to be a beautiful country
tam:
Open up a convenience store
We were forced to live in the refugee camp
Where are the only thing we have a to eat were pigeons and rats
Georgie:
That’s a job for hot sauce
tam:
My parents work 16 hours a day
shelton:
Well that was depressing
How hard could it be
Mom:
Can I help you
FBI:
Sorry to bother you
We are looking for Sheldon
dad:
It’s ridiculous let’s just go talk to him
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