瞌睡者

牧师非常生气，因为他的总有一个教徒在他布道的时候打瞌睡总是睡觉。

星期天当这个在前排的教徒又开始打呼噜瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，不能在布道时间睡觉。所以，他轻声地问所有人低声对信徒们说：“所有想去天堂的人，请起立。”除了睡着的人，其他人都站了起来。在小低声的说请坐下之后，牧师用他最大的音量喊道：“所有想进地狱的人，请起立。”

打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒，并且跳了起来，看见牧师生气地高站在讲道台上，正生气的看着他。“哦，先生，”这个人说道，“我不知道我们正在选举什么，但是看起来只有我们俩是候选人。”

A heavy sleeper

The preacher was angry vexed because one certain  Person a certain number of his congregation  always fallfell asleep during the sermon.

As the man was  Snoring in the front seat in row on sunday, the preacher decided determined to he would teach him That can't sleep in not to sleep during the sermon. So, he asked people the congregation in a whisper:" All who want to go to heaven, stand up please rise." Everyone stand got up But except the  Snorer. After whispering " Sit down please Be seated", The  minister shouted with  At the top of his voice:" All those who want to be with the devil, stand up please rise.

Awaking with a start,  And The sleepy head jumped to his feet,  And saw Saying the preacher Standing tall and angry in the front of pulpit.

" Well, sir," The  Sleep  said:" I don't know we are voting foron, but it looks like you and me are the only voterones for it."