兴化出租车师傅:
“你一个人来的?”
“昂”
“有朋友在这里吗?”
“有的”……谨慎起见,我一般都会说有
“胆子真大”
扬州出租师傅:
“你一个人来的啊?”
“昂”
“有朋友在这里吗?”
“有的”同上
“怎么也不带个男朋友一起”
“呃……吧啦吧啦吧啦……嗯,没有”
“没关系,我帮你看看有没有合适的扬州小伙”
“好的,您帮我看看”
“……[发呆]”
扬州葛园客栈老板
“你一个人住?”
“昂”
“就你自己住?”
“是的,我自己住”
扬州客栈老阿姨
“你自己住哇?”
“是的阿姨,我自己住。”
“吧啦吧啦吧啦……”
“阿姨您说什么,我听不懂[捂脸]”
“我说,你一个人睡这么大一张床很舒服”
“嗯嗯~”
“一个人睡个大床”
我心里:有什么不对么?
……两天内被问的最多的一次。
~再见啦,我的小杨州。[皱眉]


































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